Two Men On A Boat

Narrowboats, England's waterways, duck hatches and carbon monoxide poisoning.

Brits abroad, tackling fatbergs, Portuguese cocks and Nelly Furtado.

Vipassana meditation, digital detoxes, wellness drinks cabinets and throbbing third eyes.

Laaandan, identity crises, befriending racists and boking at Heathcliff's eggs.

Chicken tikka pizzas, mushrooms in buckets, Yorkshire cakes and serial killers.

Skin on school custard, wanking into ramekins, flogging Refreshers and weird smells at house parties.

Alcohol, honesty, hope and recovery.

Sport, ski chalet boys, lawn bowls clubs and holes in footballers' heads.