Two Judgey Girls

Would you consider this the end of week and our third pod? Or would you consider this the beginning of the week and our first pod? Either way, it's a Sunday Special to talk the Season 9 premiere of Real Housewives of Potomac. Here's what's happening with the ladies: Karen can’t talk details of her ongoing court case (babe you got a DUI--own it!), Gizelle taking her to breakfast and throwing a Hat-itude party, Ashley pretending to get a divorce, Wendy no longer being a professor, and Mia is still trying to figure out who is the father of her child. It was a solid start to the new season and we look forward to getting to know newbies Vivien and Stacy, and welcome back Jacquelyn. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

We get to chat RHOSLC and RHOC! We head to MilWAKEEE (pronounce it however you see fit), home of Jeffrey Dahmer, Mary’s Dad, and the Bucks. The ladies head to the game and Angie tells Britani that Jarod is sliding into her brow girl's DMs. Bronwyn stands her ground with Lisa and Heather and Mary doesn’t use public restrooms and relies on tampons for not what you'd think. Meanwhile in Orange County, we have Tamra vs Ryan, the FBI, and Shannon’s 60th birthday with a text message that leaves Alexis and Coach Johnny J on the sidelines for the trip to London. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

Courtney is back from her Greek vacation and she fills us in on all the details from her trip. We break down the Season 15 premiere of RHONY, which we really enjoyed. Our minds have definitely shifted and we are already intrigued by the newest Housewife, Racquel. Rebecca who? Is Brynn in her villain era telling people Erin called Jenna Lyons poor and letting Jenna know that Sai “hates” her (even though maybe it was that she can't stand her)? It’s a big game of telephone in New York and the call is coming from inside Brynn's house. We felt lucky to have Pavit back on our screens and have a business proposal for him! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

We dive into Hulu's The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. If you're still thinking about watching it or didn't finish it--GO DO IT! It's definitely worth it and we want cameras rolling for Season 2 already! We think Taylor is the main character, Demi is the breakout star, and Whitney is clearly the villain (and what's up with the husband)? Have you had a 44 oz soda from Swig? What about discovering a pregnancy pee stick in a cake? Is everything ok with Jen Affleck??? Will Dakota and Taylor make it? Did stock in Fruity Pebbles rise? WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE THIS?! Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

Jenn hosts a maybe pool taco party with the women all showing up for different events. Emily is pissed because Alexis has taken away her moment to shine and yell at Heather as Alexis is at her lowest point yet. Emily calls her a whackadoodle and really just wants to tell Heather she is not a size 12! The party hilariously devolves into Alexis chasing Emily chasing Heather and ends with Emily yelling to go off John Jannsen some more. We also get a look at the Dos Amigas as the show must go on without T*mra. Come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

We are SO happy that our favorite campy ladies of RHOSLC are back! The Season 5 premiere kicks off with Queen Lisa’s Besos party that included: fights about bath bombs, costumes, podcasts, and airing our grievances on a scroll (cue sound effect)l! Plus, we meet new Housewife Bronwyn and Friend Of Britani who steals dinner rolls and may not have made the best impression on Mary. Will Whitney be this season's villain? The ladies are back and ready to throw a snowflake in our faces (and each other)! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

We are back in Guerneville (not to be confused with Sonoma) and continue to watch Shannon’s emotional breakdown while Alexis blindly supports Johnny J. But we aren’t going to talk about it, except that he didn’t take the offer for the full amount of money…now let’s pivot about Gina’s unfortunate rash!!! The women work the runway and Emily’s body dysmorphia kicks in. Meanwhile Tamra can’t help insert herself and tells Heather that Gina is only friends with her because of her real estate connections. At least, that’s what Katie “heard.” We need to move on from this! Come judge with us!  You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

So much happening in the Bravoverse, but especially in the OC! From discussing the JJJJ engagement to the feud of Tamra vs Vicki--we chat it all! Is Tamra finally on the receiving end of someone giving her a taste of her own medicine IRL? Should Vicki come back next season? We love seeing Heather in mom-mode and how she operates with her family. Is she looking to adopt?! As the women head to Sonoma Guernsville this week, we get more info on the infamous DUI night. Shannon learns that everybody knows about the video and tells her lawyer to give John Jannsen whatever he wants (though we say don't do it, Shannon!). She shows Heather a disturbing image from that and we don't think the timeline necessarily adds up. This seems like a case for the FBI! Though Shannon still remains the Heart of the OC! Come judge with us!