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TJG: RHOP // RHOM

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Happy week, Jurors! When you're talking bad about someone do you whisper? Do you do a quick look around to make sure they aren't near?! We had a blast watching Traitors and recommend you do the same (but if you haven't--skip ahead a bit as we jump right into it!). We need Kate Chastain back on our screens! The women in Potomac are in Mexico fighting about funerals, fake weddings, if Mia hooked up with Peter's girlfriend of Peter hooked up with Mia's girlfriend, the growth of Candiace and how Jacqueline deserves a champagne glass (more so than Charisse). We also continue to curse L*onard Hochstein. We, too, will buy him some bananas and shove it up his butt! We want a love like Julia and Martina and are happy to watch them persevere. Why does Larsa care that Nicole was married to a school teacher? Is anybody else obsessed with Alexia and Frankie's relationship? Should any of the women be afraid that what is happening to Lisa could happen to them? Why is the Miami cast SO stunning?! Come judge with us!


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