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TJG: RHONJ & The Valley Finale

Ep. 411

We talk all things Jersey and the extended Valley finale! How are we not getting a reunion for either of these shows? What's the point of watching the rest of this season with no resolution? It feels like a reboot is on the horizon. The mask really came off of with some of the cast this week on The Valley. Zack is the #1 Guy in the Group and put that mean pregnant girl in her place. Jax continues to be himself and Brittany finally got the courage to put her suitcase on his bed and leave him. Come judge with us! 


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