Two Judgey Girls

We catch up on the news: the retaliation against West Wilson, the rumors about Kymanda and Lindsay, and briefly, Andrea’s Italian wedding. Plus we reminisce about the old times in Jersey, and recap the current episode. Why won’t Paulie get a divorce? Are Aydin, Fessler, and Jackie trying to build a bridge for the show to work? Does John Fuda and his Adidas tracksuit deserve to hold a meatball? Are you Team Fuda or Team Tre? How come Louis didn’t stand up for his woman? Enjoy our wild tangents, side conversations, and come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

It might be Thursday, but we are considering it Friday Eve so it's a Happy Hour pod! By the time many of you listen to this, we will have the transition from Mary to SUMMER MARY! We discuss sixth grade promotions, the Traitors cast, RHOC trailer, plus all the other news from other Bravo-adjacent podcasts. Are you a Cheez-Its or Goldfish person? We debrief the first episode of the Summer House reunion. Don't worry, this is an absolutely completely unbiased take where no delusion takes place as we continue to have our strong alliances: Team Lindsey/Courtney vs Team Carl/Mary. And we finally got the ending to Ciara and West’s (un)love story. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

We talk all things Jersey and the extended Valley finale! How are we not getting a reunion for either of these shows? What's the point of watching the rest of this season with no resolution? It feels like a reboot is on the horizon. The mask really came off of with some of the cast this week on The Valley. Zack is the #1 Guy in the Group and put that mean pregnant girl in her place. Jax continues to be himself and Brittany finally got the courage to put her suitcase on his bed and leave him. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

We talk the final episode of the VPR reunion and are so thankful this season is over. We need a break! What will come from this season and did Lala ruin her future with the show? Plus we chat The Valley with another episode in Big Bear. Has Jax met his ultimate match with Jesse? Where is Kristen!? We can both agree this was the best season of Summer House EVER and give our finale thoughts on Team Lindsay vs Team Carl, percentages and all! What team did you end up on? At least we can all agree that we are still so happy they didn't go through with the wedding. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

We recap our SF weekend together, being quoted in the New York Times and talk Summer House and Real Housewives of New Jersey. We still remain on opposite sides when it comes to Team Carl vs Team Lindsay and probably will never falter to the other. Plus we talk dog fashion shows, Marge worried about the numbers in her alliance (is she becoming Lisa Rinna?), Antonia off to college and how we really feel about this season. Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

We couldn't not talk this week's Summer House! Carl made it very hard for Mary to defend him. Has she wavered in her support?! You left her luggage? Kyle really made it impossible to feel sorry for him. Let Amanda make her swimsuits! Even if it fails! Ciara and Paige are true girls girls and we would want them in our corner. (But also is the house too involved in each other's relationships?) Meanwhile, West showed he couldn't commit and we couldn’t be happier that Ciara wasn’t gonna take it. Would you rather be with a little b*tch boy or with a f*ck boy? Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

It's Friday Happy Hour, where we catch each other up on our week! Would you rather go to Something About Her or the Vanderpump Bar Crawl? Or both? On the VPR reunion, Lala wouldn't stop talking, the Toms and Brock are still the worst and we're sad for Ariana when the cast finally watches the end of the finale together. We just absolutely love The Valley. Janet and her pink-booted friend and minion thinking they are better than everyone else when they are truly all the same--NO NOTES! Please Bravo, PLEASE, give us a reunion! Have a fabulous weekend and come judge with us!You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

Monday is a great day for a podcast! Are you Team Fuda/Marge/Melissa or Team Tre? Jenn Fessler plays the game and defects to Team Tre. She knows what she's doing. Will the alliances make this season horrible as they won't film together? Will everyone talk about each other but not to each other? And what's up with Danielle and her family? Let's investigate that a bit more (maybe we should hire Bo Dietl??). And when are we going to hear the recorded phone call from last season?! Who do you think is scarier: Marge or Teresa? All this and more! Come down the shore and judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls

Sadly, one of our Bravo predictions has come true: Dorit and PK have separated. We talk The Valley, wondering how can this cast try to ice out Kristen? Let’s ice out Jax! We recap the season finale of VPR and think Lala and Scheana got it all wrong; the hypocrisy! In Summer House, Courtney remains Team Hubbhouse while Mary is Team Carlito, plus we talk all things Kyle and Amanda! Come judge with us! You can find us:Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirls