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TJG: Ep253: VPR // Summer House // RHOC
How could Bravo do this to us question mark by not giving us RHOC this week?! Instead we said goodbye to VPR as we got to watch the two-part reunion two days in a row. This is how reunions should be done! Immediately out of the gate, we were shown James and Raquel's break up. Did James handle this well? Will Raquel be back next season? Did you feel bad for Lala or should she have seen the red flags? Speaking of red flags, does Brock ever stop talking? He can put $25k on credit cards but not $20k to the Australian government for his children? Make it make sense! Summer House celebrated the 4th of July with a smashing of the toe (Amanda), a kick to the face (Andrea) and a kissing bandit (Lindsay). Mya seems to be fitting right into the cast, while Alex is judging if the girls can fit into their clothes based on what they ate for breakfast. RHOSLC had us in a whirlwind as we tried to make sense of the dinner fight. Then the morning fight when Meredith came in like a bat out of hell. We wanted more of Club Zion and Vida bottle service in trifle glasses. All this and more! Come judge with us!
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822. TJG: Next Gen NYC S2 E11!
50:10||Ep. 822We chat about Danny and Nia “leaving” The Valley and the possibility of Scheana and Brock stepping in to take their places. We also discuss today's announcement of the DWTS partners! Then we deep dive into Next Gen NYC. What is happening with Shai and Ava? What went down when Liam left Ariana at Charlie’s house? And we loved the vulnerable conversation between Emira and Charlie this week. Come judge with us!You can find us:Linktree: Two Judgey GirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsTikTok: @twojudgeygirls // @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjgYouTube: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsMerch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls LTK: @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjg
821. TJG: Mini Cawfee Talk for 2026 Predictions Check In!
21:27||Ep. 821Happy Tuesday, join us for some cawfee talk! We are headed into the 3rd trimester of the year and need to check in on our 2026 predictions! It’s so fun to flash back and see what actually happened—and what we have been WILDLY wrong about! How the world has changed! Come judge with us!You can find us:Linktree: Two Judgey GirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsTikTok: @twojudgeygirls // @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjgYouTube: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsMerch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls LTK: @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjg
820. TJG: RHUGT S5 E4!
47:17||Ep. 820Happy Monday! We deep dive RHUGT as they head to Atlanta! NeNe Leakes gets a much-deserved warm welcome from the ladies, and it was so fun to see her back on our screens. The ladies recreate their alter egos and some definitely missed the mark. Did Luann and Kyle just come as themselves?! Gizelle is working overtime this trip, stirring up the drama with the ladies of SLC. Did Heather make herself look bad? We are loving going down memory lane and celebrating 20 years of Housewives! Come judge with us!You can find us:Linktree: Two Judgey GirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsTikTok: @twojudgeygirls // @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjgYouTube: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsMerch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls LTK: @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjg
819. TJG: RHOC S20 E8!
43:56||Ep. 819The RHOC women head down to Rancho Santa Fe to bully Carmella, Danny and Heather. What are we doing here?! Emily and Shane continue to have problems, Shannon spends $3000 on Ubers a month and Heather makes SAAAAAHNGRIA for the group. We also play Plead Your Case, our new weekly segment where we decide who we are judging the most in the Bravoverse. This week it's between Liam from Next Gen vs Kelli from RHOA. Come judge with us!You can find us:Linktree: Two Judgey GirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsTikTok: @twojudgeygirls // @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjgYouTube: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsMerch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls LTK: @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjg
818. TJG: Next Gen NYC S2 E10!
49:24||Ep. 818Mary is back from the Cape to recap our favorite Next Gen NYC kids! The group heads on a ski trip, where we learn Ariana went over to Charlie’s late at night to “smoke a joint". Ava knows this tea is piping hot, Gia is worried Liam doesn’t know since he and Ariana are exclusive, and Charlie says he’d hook up with Ariana under the same roof as Liam! Charlie knows exactly what to do to send this group into a tizzy. Has anything happened between Ariana and Charlie yet? Is Liam coming on too strong (he said I LOVE YOU)? Come judge with us! You can find us:Linktree: Two Judgey GirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsTikTok: @twojudgeygirls // @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjgYouTube: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsMerch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls LTK: @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjg
817. TJG: (Part 2) RHOA S17 Reunion Part 3 & Bravo Hot Takes with Farai Bennett!
43:26||Ep. 817(Part 2) You know him. You love him! Farai Bennett is back on the pod to give all of his hot takes (and you better believe, there are some HOT takes!) on all things Bravo! We talk Summer House, Vanderpump Rules, RHOC and if Bravo should create a two-season contract rule. We also chat about this season of RHOA and the reunion finale: who should come back, Porsha vs Shamea, why Kelli is going after Phaedra, and so much more! Come judge with us!You can find Farai:TikTok: @faraibennettIG/Threads: @faraibennettSubStack: Farai BennettYou can find us:Linktree: Two Judgey GirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsTikTok: @twojudgeygirls // @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjgYouTube: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsMerch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls LTK: @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjg
816. TJG: (Part 1) RHOA S17 Reunion Part 3 & Bravo Hot Takes with Farai Bennett!
41:14||Ep. 816(Part 1) You know him. You love him! Farai Bennett is back on the pod to give all of his hot takes (and you better believe, there are some HOT takes!) on all things Bravo! We talk Summer House, Vanderpump Rules, RHOC and if Bravo should create a two-season contract rule. We also chat about this season of RHOA and the reunion finale: who should come back, Porsha vs Shamea, why Kelli is going after Phaedra, and so much more! Come judge with us!You can find Farai:TikTok: @faraibennettIG/Threads: @faraibennettSubStack: Farai BennettYou can find us:Linktree: Two Judgey GirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsTikTok: @twojudgeygirls // @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjgYouTube: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsMerch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls LTK: @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjg
815. TJG: RHUGT S5 E3 with Morgan of Morgan's Pop Talks!
01:04:37||Ep. 815Today, Courtney is joined by Morgan, who you may know from her popular IG and TikTok, @morganptalks or her amazing podcast, Morgan's Pop Talks! Morgan shares her thoughts on this season of RHUGT (loving it!) to The Valley (not so much!) and everything in between. Kyle hosts her White Party with a ton of a familiar faces (though we definitely missed a few!). Neither of us were crazy about Whitney and Bronwyn trying to tear down Baby G but we are absolutely loving Luann, performance and all. Vicki is doing two too much and Porsha and Gizelle are making us laugh! Come judge with us!You can find Morgan:Podcast: Morgan's Pop TalksIG/Threads: @morganptalksTikTok: @morganptalksYou can find us:Linktree: Two Judgey GirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsTikTok: @twojudgeygirls // @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjgYouTube: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsMerch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls LTK: @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjg
814. TJG: (Part 2) Bravo Catch Up & RHOC S20 E7 with Ryan Bailey!
54:22||Ep. 814(Part 2) Courtney is joined by Ryan Bailey today as we talk about literally everything. So much so that we had to make it two parts! We talk about your favorite Bravo shows, House of Stassi, Dancing with the Stars and this week's episode of RHOC. Come judge with us!You can find Ryan:Podcast: So Bad It's Good with Ryan BaileyIG/Threads: @sobaditsgoodwithryanbaileyTikTok: @sobaditsgoodwithryanbYou can find us:Linktree: Two Judgey GirlsPodcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen!Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirlsTikTok: @twojudgeygirls // @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjgYouTube: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsMerch: www.etsy.com/shop/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls LTK: @marytwojudgeygirls // @courtneytjg