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TJG: Ep204: Below Deck Sailing Yacht // Summer House // RHOA // RHOD // RHO

Ep. 204

We had a lot of fun this week including a deep dive into Summer House! Whose side are you on: Hannah or Kyle? Why does a house meeting about cleaning turn into a relationship talk about Amanda and Kyle? We would disinvite her to our weddings as well. Meanwhile in Atlanta, Kandi isn't saying anything, except that Kenya isn't lying. Tanya admits to sleeping in Porsha's room, BIG MISTAKE! Drew tells Ralph all about the bachelorette party to try to get him to tell her what happened in Tampa. In Dallas, Brandi makes Tiffany feel awkward by saying she feels awkward around her. She also thought Tiffany was trying to say Brandi was passing out drugs. Brandi "quitting" the show last week is beginning to make a lot of sense now. In New Jersey we all got punked! But who thinks pretending you are cheating on your husband is funny? We get to enjoy the mean boozing, playing poker, and have a wasabi challenge! Come judge with us! 


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