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TJG: Bravocon // RHOP // RHOBH // RHOSLC
Ep. 299
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This week we debrief all things Bravocon, the Beverly Hills part 2 reunion, Potomac, and SLC. We do our best to give you a recap of all the craziness that happened at Bravocon. Are the Gorgas out? Are Erika and Dorit fighting? Did Luke and Ashley hook up?! We are so proud of Candiace for sticking up for her man and not letting Gizelle and Ashley create a narrative that he was sliding into their DMs and slipping into hotel rooms. This is NOT a good look for Gizelle who always wants to ruin somebody's relationship. Were you surprised that Rinna doesn’t recycle? Erika really took the blame on that one! We loved how Sutton stood up for herself and Kyle really stuck her foot in her mouth with Crystal (but she has tattoos!!).What side of Bad Weather are you on? Heather or Whitney? Did Heather hear the rumor and choose not to say it out loud? Is she dismissing Whitney and what she is going through? Will Jen get Botox again? Where can we get Ef Bee Eye hats? Come judge with us!
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