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TJG: A Vanderpump Special: Miami Girl
Ep. 329
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SEASON 3, EPISODE 13: MIAMI VICES
We go back in the Vanderpump Rules archives to revisit Miami Girl's confrontation with Sandoval. What’s that expression: Hindsight is 20/20?! No truer words have ever been spoken. Kristen “flies in” Anne-Marie from Miami to tell her every dirty secret from the vacation. We find out Tom was chill, wanted to hold hands, and stayed up all night having heart-to-hearts before having S-E-X with his 4.5 expletive. It’s Scheana’s wedding week and she is worried Kristen might tell someone to “suck a dick” at her reception. Meanwhile Schwartz is pursuing his model/acting career and Jax is trying to girlfriend up Carmen. These men had us all fooled and nine years later, not much has changed in their behavior, but we the viewer have become wiser. We loved going down memory lane and hope you do too! Come judge with us!
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