Two Idiot Girls

hiiii bb freaks!!! another happy halloween one for y'all where we giggle over more of y'all's embarrassing halloween stories! in this episode we talked about Drew's current gripe with the newest season of GBBO, how we'd get away with being sexy Velma at work, and the best way to announce your engagement at work when you want attention!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-ticketsBoston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026TICKET LINK:https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8BDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hellooo CHATTT!! happy halloweeeeen part 2! this week we had y'all send in your most embarrassing halloween stories and wow...that was something! in this episode we talk about how we'd recover if we fell in the pool at a halloween party, what to do when you fall so hard your wiglet falls off, and Drew shares how she recovered her beloved fan at the emmys red carpet!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-ticketsBoston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026TICKET LINK:https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8BDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hiiiiii CHAT!!! this week we had 12 billion zoomies to share with y'all! in this episode we recapped our family vacation to Orlando with the Broski family!, our thoughts on the one man vs. 1 chimp argument that's on TikTok right now, and we recapped our final reaction to the movie "The End of Oak Street"!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-ticketsBoston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026TICKET LINK:https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8BDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hiiiii freakssss!!! this week we wanted to do a Q&A catchup with you all since we had banked so many episodes in a row last month! in this episode Drew talks about how her dogs were included in her wedding, Deison talks about the newest lesbian fiction book she's currently reading, and Drew addresses the elephant in the room (her eyebrow...)COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-ticketsBoston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026TICKET LINK:https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8BDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualoTHANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!Let’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hiiii CHAT! we've been gone for so long we wanted to catch y'all up with some zoomies! in this episode Drew shares her thoughts now that she's finally caught up on JJK, Deison catches Drew up on SLOMW, and we both share how beautiful and sweet Drew's wedding was!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-ticketsBoston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026TICKET LINK:https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8BDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualoTHANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!Book now at https://Booking.com!Machine Washable Rugs, Made Better. For a limited time only, our listeners get 10% off + free shipping at https://tumbleliving.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS #Tumble #adSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hiiiiiii freakssss!! this week we cackled over more of the most embarrassing things y'all did for your crushes this year! in this episode we talked about what to do when your crush asks you to watch them work out, why you shouldn't choose a college according to where your crush is going, and how we'd react if a man tried to slap our bellies ???COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-ticketsBoston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026TICKET LINK:https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8BDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualoTHANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at https://WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #adLet’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hiiii CHATTT! this week we had a new topic and asked y'all to send in the most embarrassing things you've done for a crush this year! in this episode we talked about pretending to like WWE for a man :( , what to do when your crush likes EDM music, and Deison shares how she likes football at the moment ! (but also not really)!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-ticketsBoston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026TICKET LINK:https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8BDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualoTHANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapodSave 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepodStart your free trial at https://shopify.com/twoidiotgirlsFind the fall pieces you’ll reach for most at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to https://Quince.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

hiiiii CHATTTT! this week we shared some of Drew's wedding details & giggled over y'all's favorite things to buy! in this episode we talked about Drew's amazing wedding planners, Deison's experience with loose tampons, and what we'd do if a mistress was using our Ninja air fryer!COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-ticketsBoston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026TICKET LINK:https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8BDREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualoTHANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!Let’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.