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23. WE HATE BOWLING
01:11:42||Season 2, Ep. 23This week, Kiara goes full survival mode during a paddleboarding disaster (wind, Crocs, and judgmental retirees included), and Abbi mourns her botched attempt at DIY Dairy Queen. The girlies spiral about bowling trauma, Aspyn Ovard’s situationship (allegedly!), and the emotional toll of the childhood Wii. Also featuring: Big Titty Representation™, sobbing over literally everything, and hot takes on Overcompensating. Thanks for gabbing with us!Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and Geneva @twogirlsgabbing
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22. HONESTLY, FRICK BARRE
01:02:50||Season 1, Ep. 22The vibes this week? Delusional, bruised, and a little bit nostalgic. From barfing in barre class to being bullied by baristas, the girlies are not having a gentle week. Abbi opens up about friend-making trauma in NYC, Kiara gets a ClassPass subscription, and somehow Harry Potter, pole dancing, and Pretty Little Liars all make an appearance. Other important updates: Broadway friend crushes, Baggu hoarding, emotional support GEL-X soaks, and the pros and cons of using the IRS to talk about your bestie. If you've ever cried on the subway or been snubbed over a bagel post, this one’s for you.Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and Geneva @twogirlsgabbing
21. DAD I NEED TO KNOW
01:04:31||Season 1, Ep. 21Abbi and Kiara are back—and if you thought their brains were fried last episode, buckle up. Kiara recounts her Minecraft movie birthday bash (some things never change) and the trauma of being tagged in the ice bucket challenge. The girls discuss dancing in empty bars, supplement addiction, Lorde’s surprise concert, tuberculosis, and whether JoJo Siwa has started a sexual identity subplot on Big Brother. Also featuring: Gandalf thirst, Robert Irwin rebrands, and SNL's death. Thanks for gabbing with us! Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and Geneva @twogirlsgabbing
20. LITERALLY NOBODY IS PERFECT
50:24||Season 2, Ep. 20This week, Abbi finally gets her hands on a New York library card (and a surprise massage??), and the girls consider a humble new residence… in the Empire State Building. The girlies dive into their thoughts on the White Lotus finale (spoiler: it's divisive), explore TikTok-induced brain decay, and revisit their wellness eras. Featuring patience, fortitude, espresso martinis, and their new favorite bits (as always). Thanks for gabbing with us! Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and Geneva @twogirlsgabbing
19. OUR SHITTY LITTLE PODCAST
01:12:56||Season 2, Ep. 19The girls are back and more unstructured than ever! Kiara celebrates her birthday with strawberry shortcake and cauliflower wings, while Abbi hosts a zine-filled dinner party and tries (and fails) to become a pottery wheel prodigy. They cover everything from Trisha Paytas baby name theories and Hunger Games hot takes to the horrors of producing someone else’s podcast. Also featuring: comedy show disappointments, Bravo breakdowns, and why straight men have officially used up all their opinions. The pod may be low-budget, but the vibes are priceless! Thanks for gabbing with us!Follow us on Instagram, Tiktok, and Geneva @twogirlsgabbing
18. I'M WORRIED ABOUT JOHN STAMOS
01:05:27||Season 2, Ep. 18Abbi and Kiara are back with zero direction and lots of giggles - think planners, tattoos, and Hello Kitty Island Adventure. The two discuss their latest obsessions, a bit of bookish drama, and, of course, a sprinkle of personal chaos. Tune in for an episode full of laughs, personal updates, and pop culture talk! Thanks for gabbing with us!Follow us on Instagram, Tiktok, and Geneva @twogirlsgabbing
17. BIRD BONES
01:04:36||Season 2, Ep. 17Abbi and Kiara are back with tales of dairy intolerance, the struggle of becoming a knee brace girl, and growing up on the internet. Thanks for gabbing with us!Follow us on Instagram, Tiktok, and Geneva @twogirlsgabbing