Turtle Time

Amy and Riley discuss Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clarke Schroeder having sex in Hartford's ball pit after her first birthday, Fyre Festival Featuring Amy and Riley from Turtle Time, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo's new book on the New York Times Bestseller List, Alex Baskin on the Nick Viall podcast, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 23:23)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 11 - "Reading Between the Tanlines". (23:23)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

Amy and Riley discuss George Clooney's new hair, Mia Thornton leaving Real Housewives of Potomac, Garcelle and Sutton's fractured relationship, Joe Exotic getting married, and Tom Schwartz' new podcast, Detox Retox. (00:00 - 34:30)We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 2) - "The Cauchi Homestead". (34:30)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Garcelle Beauvais' exit from RHOBH, Taylor Ann Green leaving Southern Charm, Lisa Vanderpump's latest US Weekly interview, and many other updates that you will definitely consider as news. (00:00 - 29:35)We then discuss the season 2 premiere of The Valley - "What Hath Jax Wrought?". (29:35)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 10 - "Hope Lodge". (1:41:35)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Blue Origin space flight, Coachella fever, the RHOSLC and Below Deck crossover, Tom Schwartz' interview on the E! News red carpet, The Baldwins, and so much more stuff that you'll definitely feel like you listened to Amy and Riley talk about news. (00:00 - 37:27)And then we discuss the Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 6 - "Kenya Moore Twirls Down to Hell". (37:27)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney eat pizza in bed. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the sale of Rocco's West Hollywood and what that means for Brittany Cartwright, Paige DeSorbo's New York Times article, and even more than that! (00:00 - 15:30)We then discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 10 reunion and our thoughts on the season overall. (15:30)And finally, we talk about the Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 5 - "What's Lower Than Hell?". (1:04:55)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.-- In this conversation, the hosts discuss various trending topics including Erin Lichy's controversial parenting moment, Brittany Cartwright's pop-up restaurant plans, and the Southern Charm reunion. They also touch on Bravo conspiracy theories, Paige DeSorbo's feature in the New York Times, and upcoming shows in the reality TV landscape. The discussion is lively and filled with humor, reflecting on the absurdities of celebrity culture and reality television. In this episode, the hosts delve into various themes surrounding the reality show Southern Charm, including personal confessions, relationship dynamics, and reflections on the show's legacy. They discuss the impact of substance use on honesty, the evolution of characters over the seasons, and the challenges of body image portrayed in the show. The conversation also touches on dating experiences and the significance of engagement rings, culminating in a humorous hypothetical scenario involving Homer experiencing modern cinema. In this segment of the conversation, the hosts delve into the complexities of relationships within the Southern Charm cast, particularly focusing on Craig's missteps and temper. They discuss the impact of Craig's behavior on his friendships and public perception, as well as the dynamics of accountability among the cast members. The conversation culminates in reflections on the reunion and the future of the show, highlighting the need for growth and change within the cast. The conversation delves into the dynamics of the Real Housewives franchise, focusing on Kenya's controversial actions and their repercussions on the cast and the show. The hosts discuss the emotional struggles of Brit, the impact of Kenya's confessionals, and the fallout from a dramatic speech that left the cast in shock. They also touch on health awareness and personal reflections, emphasizing the importance of self-care.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley interviewing Brittany Cartwright and Jason Caperna, Lisa Vanderpump on the Hot Mic podcast, Victoria Lee Robinson and Tom Sandoval having sex after eating oysters, and much more! (00:00 - 30:55)We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 8 - "Lexi and Jesse Make It Official". (30:55)As well as Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14 reunion. (1:18:35)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart making out on the New York City Subway as well as the current slate of plays on Broadway. (00:00 - 6:15)We then discuss Part 1 of the Southern Charm season 10 reunion. (6:15)And finally, we talk about the last two episodes of Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 3 and episode 4 - "The Man in the Basement" and "A Brit Too Much" (55:20)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.