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Todd's Five Promises (RHOSLC S5 E14 and Southern Charm S10 E3 Recaps)
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the shocking footage of Karen Huger's DUI arrest, Lisa Vanderpump questioning the paternity of Kristen Doute's unborn child, and the astounding box office success of Sonic 3. (00:00 - 27:55)
We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode 14 - "Toddy is Naughty". (27:55)
And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 3 - "The JT Injustice". (59:30)
If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.
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154. Kyle's Saloon and Karen's Love Lagoon (RHOBH S14 E5, RHOP S9 E11, and RHONY S15 E12 Recaps)
01:28:19||Season 1, Ep. 154Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the piping hot new trailer for Summer House season 9 as well as Al Pacino getting a little bit of lunch with Leonard DiCaprio. (00:00 - 16:15)We then discuss this week's fun episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 11 - "Creature from the Love Lagoon." (16:15)And then we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 5 - "Jennifer Tilly's House of Horrors". (44:45)And then finally, we discuss this week's decent episode of the Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 12 - "A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words" (01:11:25)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.153. Craig’s Lies and Britani’s Guys (RHOSLC S5 E13 and Southern Charm S10 E2 Recaps)
01:51:55||Season 1, Ep. 153Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest awful developments in the James Kennedy domestic violence scandal as well as Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson's very public relationship turmoil. (00:00 - 39:37)We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode 13 - "Bronwyn Joins the B-Squard". (39:37)And then we discuss the shocking episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 2 - "A Madison in JT's Clothing". (01:12:40)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.152. Patreon Teaser: The Arrest of James Kennedy
05:52||Season 1, Ep. 152Join us as we spend this week's Patreon episode discussing the James Kennedy tragedy, as well as parts one and two of the season 5 reunion. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.151. Baby Becky Strikes Back! (RHOBH S14 E4, RHOP S9 E10, and RHONY S15 E11 Recaps)
01:35:04||Season 1, Ep. 151Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Lindsay Hubbard's interview with Alex Baskin, the Hawk Tua Crypto Coin crash, and Taylor Swift. (00:00 - 18:25)We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 11 - "A Room of One's Own." (18:25)We then discuss this week's fun episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 10 - "Where There's a Will..." (43:00)And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 4 - "The Secret in Kathy's Vault". (01:06:45)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.150. Amy and Riley Raise Cain (Southern Charm S10 E1 and RHOSLC S5 E12 Recaps)
02:00:55||Season 1, Ep. 150Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the end of Gypsy Rose and Ryan Anderson's marriage, Lindsay Hubbard giving birth to a child, Kristen Doute's baby gender reveal, and our thoughts on Leonardo Da Vinci. (00:00 - 25:05) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode 12 - "Bronwyn at the Bat Mitzvah". (25:05)And then we discuss the powerful season 10 premiere of Southern Charm - "C'est Fini, JT". (01:14:15)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.149. Patreon Teaser: Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz (Vanderpump Rules S5 E21 Recap)
05:44||Season 1, Ep. 149In the season 5 finale of Vanderpump Rules, Bert, Billy, and Brandon watch their brother and Katie Maloney get married to each other.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.148. Kathy Hilton Likes Her Suitcase (RHOBH S14 E3, RHONY S15 E10, and RHOP S9 E9 Recaps)
01:53:14||Season 1, Ep. 148Happy December, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's buoyant episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the post-Thanksgiving Bravo landscape, as well as RHOSLC's Mary Cosby potentially saying a horrible thing about Lisa Barlow's son. (00:00 - 18:50)We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 9 - "Darby V. Darby". (18:15)And then we discuss another lackluster episode of the Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 10 - "They Wore What!?". (44:05)As well as this week's wonderful Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 3 - "Two Ears, One Mouth". (01:15:35)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.147. Patreon Teaser: Taco Tuesday, Wedding Wednesday (Vanderpump Rules S5 E20 Recap)
04:43||Season 1, Ep. 147Katie and Tom's wedding celebration seems perfect so far. But little do they know that Jax is having a lot of trouble coordinating the arrival of Tom's triplet brothers.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.