Turning the Blade

  • 1. Into the Valley

    01:06:26||Season 1, Ep. 1
    Warning: audio in this episode is fairly grainy/distorted in the beginning and during some of the middle. We are struggling with microphones cause technology hates us.In this episodes we meet our three heroes as they perform good deeds to save the good of man-kind fight devastating monsters and saving the innocents... Okay their gone now, in this episode be ready for violent action, graphic descriptions, devastating intimidation tactics, foul language, audio gore, sexual jokes and innuendos. Oh shoot they’re coming back, don't tell them I said anything. As always I will be your describer of their heroic adventures and if you have any questions ask them here, on Instagram @turning_the_blade, or on their Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TurningTheBlade.Please don't tell them I said anything.All jokes made in the episode description and during the podcast are not made with the intention of hurting feelings or being taken seriously. If we say that someone is stupid we do not mean to insult anyone with a below average IQ watching the episode, don't worry we know you're smarter than them.If you have any questions feel free to ask them we might answer them in a sharpening the blade episode.
  • 1.5. Sharpening the Blade Episode 1

    38:33||Season 1, Ep. 1.5
    This is the first episode of the after show talk show where we discuss the episode and answer viewer questions. Leave any questions you have in the comments of videos or contact us on Instagram @Turning_the_Blade to ask questions.
  • 2. Danielle and Dark Reveals

    01:18:17||Season 1, Ep. 2
    Our intrepid heroes *Cough cough* Fools *cough cough* finally made it to Dalton Horrick's Manor, but trust me if you had asked them where they were going they probably would have no clue. In this episode be ready for violent action, graphic descriptions, devastating intimidation tactics, audio gore, foul language, sexual jokes and innuendos. As always I will be your describer of their heroic adventures and if you have any questions ask them here, on Instagram @turning_the_blade, or on their Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TurningTheBlade.Thank you for not telling them I said anything.All jokes made in the episode description and during the podcast are not made with the intention of hurting feelings or being taken seriously. If we say that someone is stupid we do not mean to insult anyone with a below average IQ watching the episode, don't worry we know you're smarter than them.If you have any questions feel free to ask them we might answer them in a sharpening the blade episode.
  • 2.5. Apologize

    03:02||Season 1, Ep. 2.5
    This is a formal apology for what happened this week, don't worry we didn't do anything illegal or hurt anyone, at least we hope we haven't.
  • 3.75. Sharpening the Blade episode 3

    32:04||Season 1, Ep. 3.75
    We may not have a third episode but we do have a Sharpening the blade with Keaton. Full episodes will resume next week.
  • 3.5. Apology 2: Electric bugaloo

    13:11||Season 1, Ep. 3.5
    Here we are again asking for your forgiveness as we miss yet another full upload this week. This is partially out of our control but we still feel terrible about it. This week we have Keaton Burgess so that is a massive plus.
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