Tuna Sandwich

It's TUNA SANDWICH DAY..... which means it's time for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.slide into the DM's and let me know what films are unauthorised documentaries about your life? @elfymamaLISTEN TO CREATURE OF THE NIGHT PS. watch Tom Green's world first MULECASTPPS. listen to TRAINWRECK 'Episode 99' and see what all the fuss is about

Hello, you’ve reached Tuna Sandwich, I’m not here to take your call, please leave a message after the beep…Slide into my DMs and tell me if you know what song is stuck in my head.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make sure the airport library is fully stocked.. yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....THIS IS PRETTY WOMAN DVD REVIEW.Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and teach you about the correct usage of cutlery... yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Gary The Werewolf is back to tell us more about his life as a contemporary werewolf living in a modern world...Slide into my DMs and tell me what documentaries you have been watching.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will take you to the park.. yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Listen up worms... we are going on a trip! pack your cursed talismans, check your planetary alignments, and don't forget your SPF lube.. Slide into my DMs and tell me if you enjoy sex on the beach.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you a travel sized altar kit.. yay!Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Pluto reminds us that the universe owes us nothing, no comfort, no meaning, and yet it still sends us postcards from the outer rims of Uranus.Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are trying to make sense of the chaos.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will hold you as we orbit through the coldness of the void.Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

YOU HAVE NO NAMENO PLACE TO RUN WHAT BEGINS NOW CAN NEVER BE UNDONESlide into my DMs and tell me if you will silence the lie.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will open up your eyes...Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!It's time to embrace your destiny, and get that hot piece to be your Mr (or Mrs) Lobster Roll.. This episode is supported by Shower Pals so you can get clean after a dirty night out..Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a special someone with an impressive side dong on display.. @ElfymamaLike this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I help you make a choice in this life, to leave the darkness of the void behind, and smash any obstacles that stand in your way.. yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett