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AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
There are inconvenient truths in this life, and I am here to set the record straight once and for all... so the question is .... are you ready to hear what i'm about to say???
This episode is supported by:
Suge Knight Cereals: where each box of cereals comes with a fake gun for scaring loud birds who wake you up in the morning.
Fat Cat Treadmills: does your obese cat have poor self esteem?
Dick Vapes: pls read the terms and conditions of your Dick Vapes before the company is destroyed by litigation, complaints, and pending lawsuits.
MegaDeath Shredders: for getting rid of evidence of alleged crimes.
Hellfire Pits: firepits that burn hotter than the fires of hell for destroying your alleged evidence.
Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett
Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/
Slide into my DMs and tell me what your inconvenient truths are @Elfymama
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