True Neutral

Katie Zacharia is the new press secretary- and she's gone. Derek Watched Madame Web.

The government is talking about live-streaming the firing squad execution of some murderer, which is bad. Keenan got Star Wars Galactic Racer, new star war product, probably good, right?

The guitar world had some drama, Jack Smith got poorly questioned, and something or another also.

The bois learn about Panda Diplomacy, Derek's playing a Final Fantasy redo again, and Keenan's been reading Absolute Batman.

Free Palestine! Ed Sheeran will forever be known as spineless for this week's events, and Macklemore's pretty kool, as it turns out. And incredibly well spoken. Also, Wolverine came out for games and people are not as super stoked about it as you might think.

I don't know, there's some news, Derek was sick, Keenan kept playing GTA San Andreas, something about the Space Force, ya know, it's an episode.

Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, two absolute legends, have left this world. The bois take their fun loving energy and do their best to have a silly time. Hence the spork.

GTA six is visually out and about and Rockstar is not stoked. The president has some weird as friends.