True Neutral

So, the Trump administration has decided to kidnap the president of a foreign nation, for the oil, and they're not even hiding it. Also, the bois have some good ideas for T-Shirts.

Christmas happened, as it tends to do, and the bois existed during that time, so they have some stuff to talk about. The president extended his warmest possible wishes for the country and Derek's been playing that Harry Potter game, which he seems to enjoy.

What a shitty couple of days, Australia had a shooting, we lost the legendary Rob Reiner, and the president is a piece of shit in nearly every way imaginable.

Warner Brothers is getting sold to somebody, one way or another we're getting closer to an entertainment monopoly. The US Government flew fighter jets near(but apparently not technically in) Venezuelan airspace. Also, they don't talk about it in the episode, but the US also stole a very large oil tanker, so that's probably good.

Oooh, boy, Hegseth's a dick, the military's a dick, ChatGPT is a dick, I'm getting real tired. Keenan and Derek sum up some of these dicks, and also that dick that got left by his band at a gas station. Which is so funny.

We're probably doing a South American war, so that's bad. Derek played a game, though, and he likes that.