True Neutral Asks

The world is inevitably fucked, how we handle that is the fun part now.

It's Gangstember over on True Neutral Presents: Bad Movies. To honor that, we're talking about what we might do if we made a gangster movie and/or game.

We all know those folks who you don't want to be around after a couple drinks, but what if those people also had mutant abilities?

This is difficult to explain without the context of the game so the link is here in the description. What animal would you make all your goo products?https://store.steampowered.com/app/4349210/Goo_Deer/

Given a few different scenarios, the bois discuss various ways in which to rule after the end times has occurred.

Ya know, that thing that plays all the time for you, specifically, but also, everyone near you can hear it, too? Yeah, that, what's yours sound like?NOTE: Keenan made a grievous error by merging Alan Silvestri and Michael Giacchino in their mind and presenting them as one composer. They would like it noted that Giacchino is a really good choice and they don't know which would be best.

Basing our character list off of the playable Mario Kart characters, the bois go over which people or creatures could be suitable for the Jedi order, and who could go on to be Masters.

There's a lot sizes you could be if someone says "what if you were tiny?" but what would be the best tiny to be?