True Neutral Asks

Ya know, that thing that plays all the time for you, specifically, but also, everyone near you can hear it, too? Yeah, that, what's yours sound like?NOTE: Keenan made a grievous error by merging Alan Silvestri and Michael Giacchino in their mind and presenting them as one composer. They would like it noted that Giacchino is a really good choice and they don't know which would be best.

Basing our character list off of the playable Mario Kart characters, the bois go over which people or creatures could be suitable for the Jedi order, and who could go on to be Masters.

There's a lot sizes you could be if someone says "what if you were tiny?" but what would be the best tiny to be?

Wanna learn about Tolkien's treefolk, or two folks jibber jabber about what they remember about Lord of the Rings? You came to the right place.

We look, from a pretty uneducated perspective, at how different warriors through time would handle a real life dragon.

The Rise of Skywalker was, by no small margin, the worst Star Wars film. Like, there is no worse conclusion to any fictional saga than what this was. So the bois take a swing at what could be a better version of this shit show. I mean, come on, a third grader with decent comprehension of story could do better, so we probably can.

Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Robin, who would be, realistically, the best to live with long term?

There's a Grand Theft Auto game coming out sometime this year(probably), the bois watched the most recent trailer and judged it accordingly.