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Trash Talk... with Count Binface
The 'count' with mathematician Matt Parker
Season 1, Ep. 11
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The polls have closed, and now... the count.
Joining Count Binface on this episode AND in Northallerton sports centre is stand-up mathematician and author Matt Parker - official stat-checker of the Count Binface campaign.
Enjoy this bonus episode - and come back for the next one... THE RESULT
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