The Trans-Continental Tea

At the very last possible second, it's the newest episode of the TCT! Have you ever asked yourself, listener, if that new shirt in your online cart is a need or a want? What about that compromise-or-bust relationship standard? In this week's episode, the gals analyze the concept of needs versus wants: what's really necessary? Do they NEED fine china or just want it in case The Queen shows up? Do they WANT a million dollars or does Emma NEED it to be financially stable? (We know the answer, but Emma is still in denial). Plus, two very special call-in guests ask very relevant and oddly specific questions. Get your wanted (or needed) beverage and get on over here!

Emma was fired for posting this so late. Emma was immediately re-hired because she is an integral portion of this podcast. Welcome back to another episode of the TCT! This week, the gals discuss a particular romantic experience Emma had that can only be described as...audacious (what is all men have? The Audacity). Plus, a quiz that reveals Emma's true age (spoiler: she's the crypt keeper) and Hanah's major throwback in the way of video games. Put some ice in your tea this week 'cuz it is HOT.

The TEAm has spoken, and Emma & Hanah have listened. Return to the Tea News newsroom as the girls bring back a fan favorite: Reactivitea. From a morbid murder birthday cake to J'lAffleck, the gals provide their obviously professional and totally not at all latent thoughts and opinions on only the most somewhat interesting celebrity and pop culture news. This is what you came for...right? Guys?? Right???

No, you didn't have a stroke, the title is just backwards! Don't worry, we'll clear it up for you: today's topic is Modern Romance! Which basically means (if you're Emma), every element of modern dating that does not include any element of romance! Genitalia, STI dangers, general sadness, oh my! Plus, the reprisal of Emma's Bees and Hanah's harrowing but exciting run-in with a protest in London! Get off tinder, grab a drink, and sip!

If you heard that Chris Evans professed his love to Emma over the weekend, you heard wrong. But if you heard there was a new episode of the TCT, your sources are good! This week, Emma and Hanah discuss the western cultural obsession with women aging and the societal pressures to maintain an unrealistic youthful appearance. Plus, Hanah gives us chitchat to die for and Emma wonders when Netflix will pick up her show about waiting for her (nonexistent) husband to return from war as she stares forlornly across the Atlantic. Get your libation of choice and tune in!

Like a good pun, the TCT is here to put a smile on your face and joy in your heart. This week, Emma & Hanah just chat it out and talk about whatever comes to mind because this is their podcast and, frankly, they're allowed to do what they want! The girls talk sexual freedom for women, nomadic lifestyles, medicines that literally peel your skin off, and more! Plus, Emma introduces her new celebrity bestie and Hanah re-enters the Disney+ dark side. Get your beverage of choice and pop a squat!

Right in time for you to wake up to, it's the newest episode of the TCT! Join Emma, Hanah, and special guest Brian (Emma's cousin) as they discuss everything from new hobbies to which magical world they belong to, and of course MeN and their AuDaCiTy. On a more serious note, they talk dealing with grief and dive into what that means for loved ones, relationships, and more. Get over here with that cup of metaphorical liquid!

What's that? It's the TCT, back with another raving, amazing, invigorateaing episode! This week, Emma & Hanah talk that thing we all know, love, and also hate: dating. Join the gals as they give their highly-anticipated thoughts on building walls, embracing healthy change, and the general anxiety that they experience (past tense, for Hanah)in the romantic realm. Plus, Emma is solicited for sex work in the Hive and a brief discussion on Santa: real or rumor? Get that cup and saucer and pop a squat at the table!