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alex takes the virginity of an older man, kev theorizes about carly rae jepsen's involvement in the upcoming religion wars, and both hungry hippos discuss whats IN and OUT for 2026

alex & kev kick off 2026 with more delusions about their appearance, quaketh's recipe for a perfect drunk night, alex's circuit party shenanigans, and more GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYYYYYY slopshit genuinely what is new

alex and kev freak the fuck out over Artpop relistenings, everyone wants to be a gay indie movie actor, and religious trauma is gagggyyyy

alex and kev lament their very serious hot chips addiction, alex schemes to ruin an ex-coomf's graduation, & kev is ended fiercely www.patreon.com/Tradesesh

kev and alex react to chains of love, evil evil alex goes off on a poor seshanista who was only trying to show us love and grace, & kev showcases his vocal talent patreon.com/Tradesesh

alex needs a job (i.e., bump), kev almost emails his hole pics to a small spanish hotel, and we read a few reader submissions 😘patreon.com/Tradesesh

kev and alex discuss gay guy thirst traps on the tl, recap their final thoughts on the dick phone 2, and manifest a grammy win for godisson rae patreon.com/Tradesesh

someone threatens to shoot alex, kev gets told to move seats on the bus, and a big beautiful woman runs towards them in the desertpatreon.com/Tradesesh