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i get so gay off that celsius

accidentally dating your DILF, madonna gaga death match, and the true definition of bird + more is uncovered in this amazeballs fawking g@y ass fawking podcast

gaggings over Outside Lands ticket securement, discussions on Pillion movie vs the book, almost getting kicked out of an old gays bar and more in this MINI SESSSHHHHHHH.... we know you love them hahaa yessssss. eaow.

a discovery of Madonna, a live reaction to the Scatty Movie trailer, a live tarot reading by oomf Venus, and so much more await your filthy delights. stroke your shi. kev substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/are-you-ready-to-die-dilf?r=fuypt&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

I THINK IM GONNA DIE IN THIS POD... alex evicts kev after his unfavorable review of Music followed by a recap of their V-day events, bottoming prep skill levels, and other worthless homosexual banterkev’s article: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/i-need-a-perfect-body?r=fuypt&utm_medium=ios

alex & kev spiral over the results of the Scammys 2026, gag over their Send Help viewings, and discuss the ethics of sharing SSN numbers with others

alex falls deeper in love with her dilf, kev beefs with millennial geeks, and the queerties snub the pod once again

alex gets her jush stolen at work, kev beefs with creepy old gays, and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM SO STUPID.