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Season 3, Ep. 1
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alex & kev kick off 2026 with more delusions about their appearance, quaketh's recipe for a perfect drunk night, alex's circuit party shenanigans, and more GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYYYYYY slopshit genuinely what is new
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8. dig in me
01:13:36||Season 3, Ep. 8I THINK IM GONNA DIE IN THIS POD... alex evicts kev after his unfavorable review of Music followed by a recap of their V-day events, bottoming prep skill levels, and other worthless homosexual banterkev’s article: https://open.substack.com/pub/esotericgayguy/p/i-need-a-perfect-body?r=fuypt&utm_medium=ios
6. tap the wound
01:21:13||Season 3, Ep. 6DO WE HAVE TO CHANGE OUR NAME??? alex & kev spend way too fucking long gagging over American Life & The Moment collapses + dilf fuckenings + halftime show reviewings + IM DRINKING A FXKXING SOY LATTE...
5. good stink
01:10:25||Season 3, Ep. 5alex & kev spiral over the results of the Scammys 2026, gag over their Send Help viewings, and discuss the ethics of sharing SSN numbers with others
4. thanks kevtox
01:05:03||Season 3, Ep. 4alex falls deeper in love with her dilf, kev beefs with millennial geeks, and the queerties snub the pod once again
3. trust the dutchess
01:12:42||Season 3, Ep. 3alex gets her jush stolen at work, kev beefs with creepy old gays, and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM SO STUPID.
2. carly rae jesus
01:03:11||Season 3, Ep. 2alex takes the virginity of an older man, kev theorizes about carly rae jepsen's involvement in the upcoming religion wars, and both hungry hippos discuss whats IN and OUT for 2026
37. CLANG IT
01:09:10||Season 2, Ep. 37alex and kev freak the fuck out over Artpop relistenings, everyone wants to be a gay indie movie actor, and religious trauma is gagggyyyy
36. we are charli xcxirk
35:21||Season 2, Ep. 36alex and kev get ended, a blackout wednesday recap, and other non-patreon exclusive faggotry 😊.