Talk of the Toon: Newcastle United Podcast

We’ve done it. We’ve compiled the most painful, most ineffective, and most unforgettable Worst XI in Newcastle United’s Premier League history.No loans. No Championship bailouts. Just 11 players who actually played in the top flight — and left us wondering how.From Boumsong’s chaos to Rivière’s 1-in-26, we break down every pick, share the trauma, and even get stuck into the manager.

Who picks a better Newcastle XI from the Premier League era - us, or AI? In this episode of Talk of the Toon, we each build our ultimate NUFC PL-era starting XI in a classic 4-4-2 formation.We’ve got legends, cult heroes, and some serious debates (Isak or Ferdinand? Ginola or Gordon? Bruno or Speed?). Then, ChatGPT reveals its team - and it’s not messing around.Can a bot really out-Toon us?We debate the lineups, run a simulated match, who will win...?