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Season 1, Ep. 5
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It's a Wendy week (woo!) and today we're considering the Chalet School's consumption of caffeine and nicotine. Probably best not to listen if you're doing Stoptober or have recently switched to green tea.
If you have hardback or GGBP editions of the second half of the series, you have the advantage over us, so please do let us know if we left out anything significant. But do bear in mind that this was our third attempt to record this particular episode so we rather lost track of what we had and hadn't discussed!
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11. Something to keep your hands occupied
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10. I didn't think!
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9. Who gave you leave to call me Matey?
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8. Victorian poets and no gym apparatus
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7. Pageants and carols
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6. The Leader of the Gang
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5. Brown tunics and orange ties (2)
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