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"Miss Dene was on the stairs and she was a cannibal" is the unfortunate summary of this term whiich we later get, but it doesn't put off Miss Ferrars. Hopefully the staff fill her in on all the other things that happen during this eventful term on St Briavels.
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18. To Guernsey
25:59||Season 3, Ep. 18An account of our recent holiday in Guernsey - where I was, of course, constantly thinking about the CS and EBD. Kit, not so much.Transcript available at https://topholepodcast.wordpress.com/2026/06/30/s3e18-to-guernsey/.You can find Tophole on Facebook or email us at topholepodcast@gmail.com.
17. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye!
25:13||Season 3, Ep. 17A pivotal summer term book this time, as we look at the Chalet School's final term on St Briavel's - a book which might well have inspired Roald Dahl, given that it could be subtitled "The Chalet School and the Chocolate Factory". Subjects I had to google while researching this episode included how much milk a goat produces, 1950s university entrance requirements, the Allied occupation of Austria, and the actual definition of a step-sister.Please don't panic if the next episode is late - we are about to go on holiday a podcast research trip to Guernsey.Transcript available at https://topholepodcast.wordpress.com/2026/06/02/s3e17-so-long-farewell-auf-wiedersehen-good-bye/You can find Tophole on Facebook, or email us at topholepodcast@gmail.com.
16. Fat-shaming, drug-pushing, and an ornate belt buckle
26:52||Season 3, Ep. 16The 50th book in the Chalet School series was specially written by EBD to mark the occasion, and she dedicated it to fans - so this is OUR book. It's more of a romance than a school story, but mostly we, the readers, are reunited with characters we love, in situations which we recognise from earlier tales in the series. Cliff-dangling rescue? Check. Torrent of water blocking the way? Check. Marriage to a doctor? Check. But this isn't recycling. It's referencing, and that makes all the difference.Transcript available at https://topholepodcast.wordpress.com/2026/05/19/s3e16-fat-shaming-drug-pushing-and-an-ornate-belt-buckle/.You can find Tophole on Facebook or email us at topholepodcast@gmail.com.
15. Comfort and joy
28:51||Season 3, Ep. 15Hayley and Deborah discuss fan fiction, particularly about Chalet School. Audio warning: we recorded this using Teams, and you can tell Kit was not there supervising! Transcript available at https://topholepodcast.wordpress.com/2026/05/05/s3e15-comfort-and-joy/You can find Tophole on Facebook, or email us at topholepodcast@gmail.com.
14. Girls on film
32:02||Season 3, Ep. 14It's a Wendy week and we're discussing how a talented producer might go about making a documentary about the Chalet School, just in case any talented producers listen to the podcast.Please substitute 'Paul Ozanne' where I said 'Julian Lucy'.Episode transcript available at https://topholepodcast.wordpress.com/2026/04/21/s3e14-girls-on-film/.You can find Tophole on Facebook or email us at topholepodcast@gmail.com.
13. Saved by the medium of fashion
22:54||Season 3, Ep. 13Back at last with an episode answering a question posed by Kit.Transcript available at https://topholepodcast.wordpress.com/2026/04/07/s3e13-saved-by-the-medium-of-fashion/You can find Tophole on Facebook or email us at topholepodcast@gmail.com.
12. The Secret Life of Mlle Lachenais
26:15||Season 3, Ep. 12In honour of our Winter Olympic medals in skeleton, a look at the Chalet School book which mentions the sport - one which Mlle Lachenais has done many times. I know, right? We're looking at Trials for the Chalet School.Transcript available at https://topholepodcast.wordpress.com/2026/03/10/s3e12-the-secret-life-of-mlle-lachenais/You can find Tophole on Facebook, or email us at topholepodcast@gmail.com.
11. Something to keep your hands occupied
38:56||Season 3, Ep. 11It's a Wendy week and we're talking about handcrafts at the Chalet School. And also through history. And in the real world. And in our own lives. Context, that's it - we're providing context, we're not just rambling. Glad we've cleared that up.Transcript available at https://topholepodcast.wordpress.com/2026/02/24/s3e11-something-to-keep-your-hands-occupied/You can find Tophole on Facebook or email us at topholepodcast@gmail.com.
10. I didn't think!
24:45||Season 3, Ep. 10Which is it to be - a sun-soaked, punch-fuelled trip to Jamaica, or a chilly school term on an island off the coast of Wales? Well, there's really only one answer to that...Transcript available at https://topholepodcast.wordpress.com/2026/02/10/s3e10-i-didnt-think/You can find Tophole on Facebook or email us at topholepodcast@gmail.com.