Top 5 of Everything

It's episode 50, a milestone for us, so we decided to celebrate this positive achievement by reveling in the darkness. Rowan thinks that he likes birds. Squibb knows that he hates them. Together they consider the ranking of the foulest fowl, while taking a delightful tangent into collective nouns for groups of various birds. Sorry that the pups were a bit rowdy in the background. While we normally edit these things out, it was weirdly integral to the flow of this episode, so it is staying in for your enjoyment!

This episode, in which Squibb's "punishment" due to his dismal fantasy football performance is determined, will probably be better on our Patreon, where there is an accompanying video. Don't worry, we will host it on the free side!

Rowan and Squibb consider what it means to be attached, the ways in which it can be both a comforting and challenging, and how these longstanding relationships tie into our emotions and memories, making it difficult for us to separate from things that may not serve us positively. We hope this intimate and vulnerable episode encourages the 5 Heads to reflect on their own attachments to objects, ideas, the people in their lives, and especially their relationships with themselves.

Rowan, Squibb, and Reggie from Movie Postmortem take on a topic selected by one of our Elite Tier Producers on our Patreon, exploring the filmography of Robin Williams and what defined his varied roles as an actor across multiple stages of his remarkable career.

Rowan and Squibb explore the unique power sports have to bring people together, creating a sense of community and shared experience outside of the games themselves. This episode looks across the globe at fans and athletes celebrating traditions that enhance their connection to the games and to each other.

The Use Case Game returns as Rowan and Squibb work from a relatively limited pool of options to identify the best rooms of the house, scoring each room against five criteria: recording a podcast, eating a tuna fish sandwich, storing mason jars of homemade pickles, gathering more than two people, and having an intimate moment.

WARNING: This episode features a VULGAR audio clip from "Team America- World Police." Listener discretion is advised. Rowan, Squibb, and special guest Hannah unravel the mysteries of the zodiac, from bold Aries and nurturing Cancer to the magnetic Leo and mysterious Scorpio. You'll discover the reasons these signs landed on their lists, whether it's loyalty, energy, or just good vibes, and how they reflect our personal and social lives. We break down the underlying archetypes, elemental influences, and the shadows that give depth to each sign, all while exploring how these characteristics influence friendships, love, and even the energy at the cookout.