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Top 5 of Everything

A completely subjective and pointless ranking of anything and everything in the world


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  • 59. Episode 59- Top 5 Domestic Tasks

    01:17:52||Ep. 59
    Rowan and Squibb consider which necessary forms of work provide the greatest pleasure or satisfaction, while contending with the idea that tasks might be distinct from errands and projects. An instant classic episode in which we talk about chores and get to know more about the personal lives of the hosts.

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  • 58. Episode 58- Top 5 Interjections

    50:40||Ep. 58
    Rowan and Squibb return to the (possible) origins of language, exploring the very best of guttural grunts, wheezes, and other vocal gestures as the Library Recordings era continues. The Use-Case Game returns as the boys demonstrate their ongoing willingness to make complete fools of themselves by trying to shoehorn their various interjections through scenarios in which they might not be a perfect fit.
  • 57. Episode 57- Top 5 Jersey Numbers

    47:14||Ep. 57
    Rowan and Squibb engage in a completely nonsensical conversation about what combination of numerals looks good on the back of a jersey. Every week the objective is benevolent background noise. Consider the assignment nailed.
  • 56. Episode 56- Top 5 Hours of the Day

    41:25||Ep. 56
    Rowan and Squibb prevail through their 3rd straight week of being outside of their typical recording setup, looking at the best hourlong intervals of the day (for men who don't have dependent families) and look at some dishonorable mentions; the worst times of the day.
  • 55. Episode 55- Top 5 Shoes

    01:14:59||Ep. 55
    Rowan and Squibb go two completely different directions with this one.
  • 54. Episode 54- Top 5 School Supplies

    01:09:52||Ep. 54
    Rowan and Squibb look back at the best of their classroom supplies over the years in an era-specific retrospective; no slide-rules will be mentioned!
  • 53. Episode 53- Top 5 Viscous Condiments

    01:29:20||Ep. 53
    Rowan and Squibb struggle to comprehend states of matter, while the "Yum-O-Meter" makes its triumphant return to identify, definitively, the very best in sauces and toppings.