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Who should Man Utd's next manager be?

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What were you doing in 2003? What colour lightsaber would you have if they were real? How often do you walk nude around your flat? All perfectly normal questions to ask when deciding who Man United should hire as their next manager. Joe and Jon group the potential candidates and discuss what they'd bring to Old Trafford in the latest Tifo football podcast.


This episode of the Tifo Football Podcast is hosted by Joe Devine, features Jon Mackenzie and is produced by Grayson Moody.


Timecodes:

00:00 - Get well soon Steve!

05:30 - How has Michael Carrick done so far?

14:30 - What were you doing in 2003?

17:55 - Forecasting Man United's results

24:13 - Should Michael Carrick get the job?

31:39 - Floors, ceilings and Never Nudes

35:38 - Man United managerial candidates

01:05:51 - A ridiculous Star Wars tangent

01:09:37 - Wild card options

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