Thunderpod

A lot of full circle moments. A lot of small wieners. I compensate for that with my BDE though so dont worry. The dogs sing for you all, and you better tell them they sound amazing OR ELSE.Happy Tuesday Thunderthots

This week, I waited four hours to see a doctor, watched a man lose his mind in a walkin clinic and then got confronted by him while I was innocently trying to choose a micellar water. We’re also discussing Love Island, purple underwear, men calling themselves your pets daddy and, most importantly, a fully cooked steak being eaten like an apple in the middle of a cat food aisle. Annnddd a little Lindsay Clancy verdict watch because apparently this episode needed emotional range?

This ones for the girlys. I dont even know what else to say about it. Lets go thunderthots

Turn this entire episode into a game and take a shot anytime I say Allen Gardens. Turns out I'm slightly whimsical, I hate Roti, and the men are unfollowing me in large amounts. Is it because I finally did my Census? My life is on the up you guys!

Milo rolled in afterbirth, Fifa is over, Messi has won enough and Shakira is my role model. Oh, and I spoke to the worst Toronto Police Officer ever and we get heavy. Take a shot every time I sneeze

F*ck off Joe. And f*ck men who are 65 and don't know what their dating goals are? You're at retirement age calm down. Also a spider attack occurs immediately and we go through it together. Bless