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Content warning: discussion of racism, antisemitism, and homophobia.Make way for everyone's least favourite cabbie...It's time, once again, for an Enid Blyton Megisode.This little underaged driver had SOMEHOW been adapted into six(ish) television shows. Today, we focus on the least egregious one.If you know of any reason this property continues to draw in audiences, please do let us know.If you saw the content warning and decided to skip this one out, thank you so much for supporting us anyway, we love you, and we look forward to seeing you next time.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at Thotstv2002@gmail.comInstagram - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv

COCO! COCO!It's a Laura episode (Lepisode)!!!This week we're hopping across the pond to one of the favourite networks of the Sky Children - Cartoon Network.Freeview kids Elsie and Meg have been promised "psychedelic ragtime", so our hopes are very high indeed...We also discuss our new sofa (trust us, it's very exciting), paranormal experiences, and North Lincolnshire's antique shops.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at Thotstv2002@gmail.comInstagram - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv

"Time for bed, said Zebedee..."You all know by now that we LOVE a dirty, fuzzy, scratchy, stop-motion vehicle for felt creatures and posh narrators.That's right - it's time again for a trip back to the 1960s (and then back to the halcyon days of 2005 CGI).This week's conversational cul-de-sacs include Meg's hearing issues, the importance of GCSE-level maths, and our very basic understanding of the concept of entropy.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at Thotstv2002@gmail.comInstagram - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv

Hold on to your bobs, Bits! Hold on to your bits, Bobs!!!Every so often, we cover a show with very little to say about it except for how much we like it. This is one of those episodes. So, in an effort to get this above the one hour mark, we're combining two shows by the same creator.They couldn't really be more different (aside from them both being fantastic, Scottish, and for the under-6s market).Tangents include a history of our household vacuum cleaners, childhood dinners for picky eaters, and bin day.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at Thotstv2002@gmail.comInstagram - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv

Jam! Socks! SNUGGLY DUCKY DUCK DUCKS!We've covered a LOT of fictional bears on this show... But surely none cuter than our Nev.We had a tremendous amount of fun in this episode discussing a show that everyone thought was fine and nothing more. But honestly, how can anyone feel hate towards the generational pairing of a little blue bear and the Nation's Sweetheart Barney Harwood?Apologies in advance for an unforgivably long Buffy tangent. We can't help it.This is how Barney Harwood wrote the theme song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLyryD7-qlQPatreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at Thotstv2002@gmail.comInstagram - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv

64 64 64 ZOO LANE!This episode is supposed to be about the most comforting, nostalgic, warm hug of a show to ever grace our screens. And we spend the whole 100 minutes talking about monster energy drinks, eel sex, swear words, and the moisturiser they use on cow udders.Not really. We have many kind words to say about this BEAUTIFUL show, but please prepare yourselves for the aforementioned subjects, also.Theme song by Wasteland Billy (on Spotify/Apple Music/Soundcloud)Artwork by Megan MumbyPatreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at Thotstv2002@gmail.comInstagram - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv

Just a quick update,We are proudly supporting the charity CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably) during the month of September.Podomedy as a network is hoping to collectively raise £1000 for the suicide prevention hotline.If you would like to and are able to donate, we would be extremely grateful as it is a wonderful cause.Click here to donate and to read more about the work of CALM:https://tilt.fyi/gmHz5tkIms

SEASON 6 IS HERE BAYBEEEEEEE!Aaaand we're kicking things off with something of a hate-watch... It's new for us to start a season with something we don't love, and the way this was scheduled was a complete accident.Hider in the House involved groups of three children hiding a celebrity in their home for two days without one of their parents finding out. Sounds fun right? ...Right?In this episode we discuss the careers of radio presenters JK and Joel, C-list celebrities of mid-2000s British television, and our shared fear of a home invasion.We know it's been a long old Summer, and we thank you for your patience! We are so excited to be back and can't wait for you to see what we've got planned for season 6.Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ThotsTVEmail us at Thotstv2002@gmail.comInstagram - http://bit.ly/th0tsTVTikTok - https://bit.ly/thotstvtiktokDiscord - https://discord.gg/e6prv4aYSubscribe - https://shows.acast.com/thots-tv