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Those Who Are About To Dive with Dr. Glund

Album 1 Track 1: Walkin In The Park

Season 1, Ep. 1

Welcome to the first episode of Those Who Are About To Dive: Chronicling Colosseum Track by Bloody Track with Dr. Glund, where two aging music freaks with the longest podcast name in all of recorded history—Chaz Charles and the one-and-only Dr. Glund—light up the memory banks and take a deep, hazy plunge into the psychedelic waters of Colosseum. If you’re expecting NPR, you’re in the wrong ocean, pal.

This isn’t your dad’s music podcast—unless your dad spent the '60's and ‘70s in a cloud of vinyl dust and questionable smoke. Chaz and Dr. Glund riff about everything from the practice of pROCKoctology to prog rock, spinning tales of wild jam sessions, lost 8-tracks, and the kind of musical rabbit holes you only find when you’re a little sideways...

THIS EPISODE: “Walkin' in the Park” by Graham Bond - the first track from the first record - Those Who Are About To Die Salute You. They debate the merits of jazz horns in rock, and get gloriously lost in digressions about legendary drummers, forgotten bands, and the sacred art of the extended guitar solo. This being the first iteration of the band and the group that laid the foundation for all the live recordings to come, the guys go deep and deeper into the version that took Chaz's head "clean-off" when he first heard it sitting around those first hazy hits in Dr. Glund's Den of Audio Iniquities so many moons ago...

It’s part musicology, part history, and all about chasing that next sonic high—no fact-checkers, no gatekeepers, just two dudes with mics, opinions, and a bottomless stash of stories. So spark up, tune in, and hang on as the guys toast to old friends and new obsessions. This is podcasting with no brakes, no bones, and no apologies—just pure, unfiltered love for the music that blows your mind. Here's lookin' at ya Klay Kole, let’s have a viskey...


YOUR PRESCRIPTION

Recommended Indulgences to Satisfy the Voluptuary (Listener Discretion Encouraged)

  • Administered not for correction, but for pleasure.
  • Dosage may be increased at will.


Recommended Conditions

  • Best consumed after dark, preferably when nothing important remains undone
  • Volume set slightly higher than advisable
  • Headphones encouraged; lights optional
  • Pairs well with a visky, a comfortable chair, and the firm decision not to check one’s phone
  • May be taken alone or in the company of someone who understands when not to speak


Tempest

(Hiseman + Mark Clarke + Alan Holdsworth)

A short-lived but dangerous convergence: volcanic drums, elastic bass, and guitar lines that bend time, harmony, and common sense. Less a band than a weather system.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_(British_band)


Allan Holdsworth

(Future homework. Infinite notes.)

A guitarist who treated scales as suggestions and gravity as optional. Liquid phrasing, alien harmony, and a lifetime spent playing the notes between the notes.

Notably, Eddie Van Halen listened closely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allan_Holdsworth


Juicy Lucy

(Paul Williams. Blues-rock filth.)

British blues rock at its greasiest: loud, unrepentant, and sweat-stained. The sort of music that smells faintly of warm valves, spilled beer, and questionable decisions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicy_Lucy


Paul Williams

(Juicy Lucy / Tempest vocals)

A voice built for the front of the room — raw, lived-in, and unapologetic. Less a singer than a delivery system for grit, groove, and intent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Williams_(rock_musician)


Possible Side Effects
  • Loss of interest in tidy genre boundaries
  • Spontaneous volume escalation
  • Extended listening sessions of questionable length
  • A sudden urge to defend drummers in unrelated conversations
  • Mild disdain for overproduced recordings
  • Temporary belief that fifteen-minute songs are, in fact, quite reasonable

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  • 4. Album 1. Track 4. Debut

    33:24||Season 1, Ep. 4
    EPISODE SUMMARYWelcome back to Those Who Are About To Dive: Chronicling Colosseum Track by Bloody Track with Dr. Glund, where Chaz Charles and the good Doctor once again ignore the clock, misplace the agenda, and wander willingly into the long, strange corridors of rock history. If you’re expecting structure, restraint, or anything resembling public radio discipline, you are — once again — in the wrong ocean.This episode opens with Chaz and Dr. Glund catching up on life, podcast feedback, and the ongoing disbelief that Dr. Glund is a real person and not an AI construct. The Joshua Light Show gets a nod, and before long, the duo launches into their signature blend of music nerdery and digression, setting their sights on the fourth track of Colosseum’s debut album, “Debut.” They marvel at the oddity of its placement and length, speculate on the logic behind the running order, and debate whether it was ever intended as a single.THIS EPISODE:Debut — Track 4 from Those Who Are About To Die Salute You (1969)Chaz and the Dr. listen to both the studio and a rare live version, dissecting everything from the modulated effects (is that a Leslie?) to the martial drum patterns and the “Eddie Van Halen of the horn.” The conversation drifts through the musicianship, the live energy, and the quirks of the mix. The pair agree that every track on the album holds its own, but does it ultimately passe the three crucial conversations that comprise the Glundian Tests? Getting through the gauntlet of volumptuary inquiry isn't just “Walking in the Park” after all!The episode then digresses into a tribute to Arlen Roth, “master of the Telecaster,” with anecdotes about Danny Gatton, guitar clinics, and the Hot Licks series. Chaz and Dr. Glund swap stories about guitar heroes, fretboard wear, and the joys of discovering new music as an old phart.Pour something strong.Turn it up.And remember: it’s track by bloody track.Here’s lookin’ at ya, Clay Cole.Let’s have a visky.YOUR PRESCRIPTIONRecommended Indulgences to Satisfy the VoluptuaryAdministered not for correction, but for pleasure.Dosage may be increased at will.Recommended ConditionsBest consumed after dark, preferably when nothing important remains undoneVolume set slightly higher than advisableHeadphones encouraged; lights optionalPairs well with a visky, a water pipe, a comfortable chair, and the firm decision not to check one’s phoneMay be taken alone or in the company of someone who understands when not to speakPrescribed Listening:Arlen RothThe master of the Telecaster and Hot Licks legend.Danny GattonA Telecaster hero, gone too soon.Possible Side Effects:Loss of interest in tidy genre boundariesA sudden urge to defend horn players in unrelated conversationsTemporary belief that track order is a cosmic mystery
  • 3. Album 1. Track 3. Mandarin

    47:21||Season 1, Ep. 3
    EPISODE SUMMARYWelcome back to Those Who Are About To Dive: Chronicling Colosseum Track by Bloody Track with Dr. Glund, where Chaz Charles and the good Doctor once again ignore the clock, misplace the agenda, and wander willingly into the long, strange corridors of rock history. If you’re expecting structure, restraint, or anything resembling public radio discipline, you are — once again — in the wrong ocean.This episode opens in classic form: a psychedelic light show pulsing behind Dr. Glund’s head, memories firing in all directions, and stories from a time when buying concert tickets meant physically driving into the city and hoping for the best. Cream at the Café A Go Go. Zeppelin opening for Iron Butterfly. Triple bills that would make modern promoters faint. The Joshua Light Show at the Fillmore East, melting faces before anyone knew that was a job description.From there, things drift — productively — into British blues obscurities, record-store decisions based entirely on album covers, and a deep dive into Juicy Lucy, a band remembered fondly in Glund’s household for reasons both musical and… visual. Vertigo Records, management lineages, swampy grooves, steel guitars, and the lost art of discovering music without algorithms all get their due.Eventually — inevitably — the conversation circles back to Colosseum.THIS EPISODE:“Mandarin” — Track 3 from Those Who Are About To Die Salute You (1969)An instrumental statement, and a bold one. Chaz frames “Mandarin” as a bass-forward declaration, an early example of Colosseum planting a flag that says this is about music first. Tony Reeves’ fuzz-drenched bass tone sparks a sprawling discussion about the history — and rarity — of bass solos in rock, leading the guys through Jack Bruce, John Entwistle, John Paul Jones, Geddy Lee, and eventually landing squarely on Cliff Burton and “(Anesthesia) – Pulling Teeth.”For Chaz, “Mandarin” reads as a precursor — risky, abrasive, and ahead of its time.For Dr. Glund, it’s something else entirely.The Glundian tests are applied without mercy. While the musicianship is undeniable and the intent respected, “Mandarin” ultimately fails to expand the mind — at least as it was heard back then. It’s a track that demanded attention the band wasn’t always willing to give, a moment that sent listeners to the kitchen for a beer or outside for a smoke, not out of disrespect, but confusion.And yet — the balls to put it there, third track on a debut album?That earns respect.This episode is part music history, part oral tradition, and part live excavation of how tastes form, harden, soften, and evolve over time. There are no rankings, no cleanup passes, and no apologies — just two aging music freaks following the sound wherever it leads, even when it leads somewhere uncomfortable.Pour something strong.Turn it up.And remember: it’s track by bloody track.Here’s lookin’ at ya, Clay Cole.Let’s have a visky.YOUR PRESCRIPTIONRecommended Indulgences to Satisfy the VoluptuaryAdministered not for correction, but for pleasure.Dosage may be increased at will.Recommended ConditionsBest consumed after dark, preferably when nothing important remains undoneVolume set slightly higher than advisableHeadphones encouraged; lights optionalPairs well with a visky, a comfortable chair, and the firm decision not to check one’s phoneMay be taken alone or in the company of someone who understands when not to speakPrescribed ListeningJuicy LucyBritish blues rock with grease under the fingernails.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicy_LucyTempest(Jon Hiseman · Mark Clarke)A short-lived but dangerous convergence. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_(British_band)Michael Anthony(Van Halen — live bass solo)Cliff Burton(Metallica — “(Anesthesia) – Pulling Teeth”)Possible Side EffectsLoss of interest in tidy genre boundariesA sudden urge to defend bass players in unrelated conversationsTemporary belief that instrumental tracks deserve patience
  • 2. Album 1. Track 2. Plenty Hard Luck

    43:56||Season 1, Ep. 2
    Welcome back to Those Who Are About To Dive: Chronicling Colosseum, Track by Bloody Track with Dr. Glund, where Chaz Charles and the good Doctor once again fire up the mics, fumble with file links, and let the music take them wherever it damn well pleases. If you’re here for polish and pretense, you’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere around Southampton.This episode opens not with Colosseum, but with a moment of reverence. Before getting to the business at hand, Chaz and Dr. Glund pause to honor the passing of Chris Rea — a guitarist’s guitarist, a slide master, a reluctant pop star, and a deeply soulful player whose music quietly shaped generations. What begins as a tribute quickly becomes a full-on digression: stories of Clapton seeking out Rea’s slide technique, European blues scenes, Albert Hall footage, and the strange fate of artists whose biggest hits never quite reflect who they really are.From there, the conversation eventually — inevitably — finds its way back to Colosseum.This episode’s track:“Plenty Hard Luck” — Track 2 from Those Who Are About To Die Salute You (1969)If “Walking in the Park” was the invitation, “Plenty Hard Luck” is the shove. Chaz and Dr. Glund dig into the track’s ferocity, the horn arrangements that cut instead of decorate, and the sheer physicality of a band operating at full tilt. The Dr. admits to once being suspicious of saxophones in rock music — a youthful blind spot he now happily owns — while he beams through stories of seeing Cream, Hendrix, and the Grateful Dead in basement clubs where Marshall stacks barely fit and ice cream sodas were the house specialty.Along the way, the episode drifts (productively) into record-store lore, liner-note archaeology, British blues lineage, and the lost art of discovering music by feel, curiosity, and blind faith in a cool album cover. The Glundian tests are applied, the verdict is unanimous, and “Plenty Hard Luck” emerges as a track that doesn’t charm — it commits.Pour something strong, cue it up loud, and dive back in. Here’s lookin’ at ya, Klay Kole—let’s have a viskey
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    03:14||Season 0, Ep. 0
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