I don't have to explain myself to you! But maybe I will just a bit

There are already enough podcasts, but against all advice to the contrary I've started a new one. But I promise that at the very least it will be no less pointless than most of the other ones out there.

The Smallest Hill Introduction

Where do YOU keep ketchup; in the cupboard, like a decent person, or in the fridge, like a moron?

The delightful yet misguided Bec Hill joins me to discuss her bizarre storage habits that reveal much about her dietary customs. An astonishing level of comfort in her revealing admissions.

Ep 6 - Ketchup In The Fridge with Bec Hill

In typically vulgar fashion, an American asserts the dominance of a spread they falsely claim to be their own.

All-American, London based comedian Abigoliah Schamaun presents some shockingly narrow-minded beliefs on condiments that reflect her deep prejudices for which she shows no remorse nor makes any apology. Listener discretion is advised.

Ep 5 - Peanut Butter Is Best with Abigoliah Schamaun

Big bites or small? On crackers or unaccompanied? As a solid, liquid, or gas? We delve deep into cheese eating methods.

The monstrous and hateful podcaster from Stupid Old Studios disgraces himself as my guest, openly sharing views that will no doubt shock and offend my listeners, in a manner that can only be described as obscene.

Ep 4 - The Best Way To Eat Cheese with Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall

The best way to eat ice cream, answered

One of Singapore's finest comedians embroiled in shocking revelations about his views on eating ice cream.

Ep 3 - Cone or Cup? With Mr Sam See

C vs J

Get a load of the shockingly prejudiced Joshua Ladgrove asserting the superiority of one letter over another like the hatemonger that he is.

Ep 2 - The Best Letter Of The Alphabet with Joshua Ladgrove

A cowardly chocolate simp trash talks Nutella

In this inaugural episode, some guy reckons chocolate is "superior" to the "lesser" hazelnut spread.

Ep 1 - Chocolate vs Hazelnut with Mack Peatrige

Tackling the smallest issues, the biggest way.

We pick the most undeniably insignificant disagreement and fight about it. What is the best number? Is sand problematic? Lord Palmerston or Pitt The Elder? Like any argument on the internet today, two amicable participants quickly disintegrate into very heated and personal attacks until they both storm off, achieving nothing.

The Smallest Hill

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