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The Sloppy Boys

89. Ranch Water

The guys make a simple fiesta refresher and drink it right out of the bottle.


RANCH WATER RECIPE

  • 12oz bottle of Topo Chico
  • 1.5oz/45ml Tequila Blanco
  • .5oz/15ml Lime Juice


Open the bottle and drink down part of the neck. Add tequila and lime juice into the bottle. Mix lightly. Enjoy in the bottle or pour out into your favorite cocktail glass.

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