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Here's another one from Smarch. I blame the lousy weather. I haven't listened to this one either, but I'm going for quantity here. It's a first step, right?

I'm digging something out of the Vault. Merry Christmas! I honestly have no idea what's even in this episode but It's about time I uploaded something substantial. This is a straight up unedited episode I picked at random. Let's hope it's a good one. 8)I'm not gunna number this as episode whatever, because I haven't really been doing that but I'd like to save it for the edited shows. Makes sense in my weird brain. If people would like more of these unaltered "from the vault" style uploads, I am more than happy to accommodate. Patreons are getting this one early, then it'll be out on Christmas day. I don't intend to keep up that early release schedule. Don't worry.I love you. No, say it back or it's weird!zu

I think I just set some kind of record with getting Planet Fitness to set off the lunk alarm. Full show to come shortly!I've made this one a free one so it's easier to share. Whee!

Figures what would motivate me to upload a full episode would be the loss of another prank caller. This is unedited, as I feel the songs and my ramblings about Daisy, and TotalSecond's call in really make a complete... send off. This one is for everyone, because it doesn't feel right putting it behind a paywall.We're all gunna miss you Daisy. I wish we could have made up but life is just terribly unfair, and we learn these lessons too late.

Devon isn’t in the chat when I make a call regarding her roll on the Mr. Biggs podcast and when new episodes are supposed to come out, to a completely unrelated to her receptionist character “Rachel”. It’s fine.

I called a hotel a while ago and was attempting to play with my soundboard, but apparently the sex came through at full volume on the other end. Oh well.

This was a number sent to me from WOAHTHERE, and he was selling an... Well, you can see the picture. I'm not writing that out. Basically looked like he copied Urban Dictionary and now he's trying to sell it.He couldn't come up with a whole lotta convincing points as to why I should buy it for my totally real third grade class.

This is a relatively unedited version of my live show from September 27th. There are no copyrighted tunes in this version as I'm probably going to upload it to Youtube as well. This isn't going to be a standard going forward as I'd like to trim things down a bit more but I figured I should put SOMETHING up here.This show was all over the place and didn't have a real plan. Ended up calling some sex stores, Blog Talk radios (that was a disappointment!) and some gas stations. Probably other stuff I'm forgetting.