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The stars are almost aligned, the results have gone our way so far and sexy Dennis Cirkin has struck twice at The Hawthorns to give the mighty Sunlun a fighting chance in the Championship playoff race! Our Gav and Chris try to calm down long enough to let us know how they feel about the result. 

What's the crack? 


  • What a result; how do we feel immediately after the game? How proud are we of these lads?

  • Has there ever been a more attractive Sunderland footballer than Dennis Cirkin?

  • The goals; that penalty wasn't a penalty was it? The reaction to Cirkin's beautiful head meeting the cross from Gooch to draw level after the break, and the absolutely sensual play that led to a stunning winning goal from the aforementioned (and equally stunning) Dennis "goal machine" Cirkin! Aye.

  • Cirkin wasn't the only lad on the pitch btw, just got carried away a bit… So how did the rest do?

  • Was that the best team performance we've seen so far this year?

  • Mogga; did his subs change the game?

  • Where do we go from here? Dare to dream again? Ha'way the Lads!

#SAFC #EFL #EFLChampionship #Cirkin #championship

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