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The Male Gayz Podcast

Valentines Gay (Live in Auckland)

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Recorded live in Auckland during pride, with a packed audience a lovely buzz on the microphones - it's The Male Gayz.

In this live episode, Chris and Eli drill into flatmate etiquette, Ellen and Portia's contact time, a sex dream one male gay had about the other (plus whether or not there was pene), the verdict on Ocean's 8 and a whole lot more. Thanks to Phoenix entertainment, K Rd, Auckland for having us! xo

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