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Girl Talk: Her dad wants to WINE AND DINE ME?!

Season 1, Ep. 341

Spring has well and truly sprung, and we are feeling it here at TGB HQ, the toes are out and the 3/4 sleeve tops are on. We're so here for nudelates (IFYKYK), but… we’ll take our own mats, thank you! In this episode, we uncover a wine-and-dine bandit and a tale as old as time: the never-ending problems of the girl best friend. Will Sarah and Susan make amends after listening to this episode? Who knows…As always, all faith is restored in Star of the Week, where a first date is recreated for a very special reason.


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