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 here are 10 hilarious jokes about gamers:Why did the gamer sit under the tree? Because he wanted to find the hidden root directory.Why don't gamers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you always respawn.Why was the gamer always calm during an earthquake? Because he was used to his world shaking and falling apart in-game.Why did the gamer get kicked out of the party? Because he kept trying to "respawn" the snacks.Why do gamers hate sunburns? Because they always forget to upgrade their sun protection to the next level.How do gamers stay cool during the summer? They find the nearest "Fan" page.Why do gamers make terrible athletes? Because whenever they hear "run," they instinctively look for a save point.What's a gamer's favorite type of music? 8-bit, because it's always in tune with their life.Why did the gamer cross the road? To grind XP on the other side.Why did the gamer break up with his keyboard? Because it just wasn't his type anymore.

Breaking News: "McPixel Strikes Again!"Residents are on high alert this evening as a man dubbed "McPixel" continues his bizarre spree of groin-kicking chaos across town. Witnesses report the eccentric troublemaker has been targeting unsuspecting pedestrians, often with a cheeky grin and dramatic flair, before fleeing the scene.The unusual attacks, while more embarrassing than harmful, have sparked confusion and frustration among locals. "I was just walking my dog when he appeared out of nowhere," said one victim. "Next thing I know, I'm on the ground, and he's laughing like a maniac."Police describe McPixel as a man in his 30s, dressed in a red shirt and jeans, with an unmistakable knack for dramatic entrances. Authorities are urging the public to stay vigilant and report any sightings of the mischievous assailant.While some see McPixel's antics as a harmless joke, others aren't laughing. "This is assault," a police spokesperson warned, urging the man to turn himself in before someone gets seriously hurt.Stay tuned for updates on the McPixel Madness.

Benny the monkey had watched the humans from his treetop for as long as he could remember. He saw them bustling around, bags in hand, always bringing home tasty treats. Curious and hungry, Benny decided to try it himself. So, one morning, when the sun was just rising, he slipped down from his tree, donned an old cap he’d found, and set off into town.The town square was busier than he’d expected. People rushed around, not even noticing the little monkey weaving through the crowd. Benny kept his head down, only stopping once he reached a big store with rows of fruits and veggies right by the entrance. His eyes lit up – bananas, mangoes, apples! He quickly grabbed a basket and began filling it.He wove through the aisles, adding everything he’d seen humans pick up before. Bread, crackers, even a small carton of milk. He hummed to himself, delighted by the success of his little mission. At last, with a basket piled high, he reached the checkout counter.The cashier, a young woman, looked down and stifled a giggle. "Well, aren’t you the cutest customer I've had all day!" she said, scanning his items as if this was the most normal thing in the world.Just as Benny was reaching out to take the bag, he felt a tug on his cap. He turned to find a little girl pointing at him, eyes wide. “Mommy! Look! The monkey is shopping!” she exclaimed.People began gathering, snapping pictures and laughing, amazed at the monkey's calm demeanor as he paid with a handful of shiny coins he’d collected from around town. Benny tried to keep cool, acting just as he’d seen the humans do, until a loud bark interrupted him.A scruffy street dog, curious and territorial, had spotted the gathering crowd. He locked eyes with Benny, who suddenly felt his confidence falter. Clutching his grocery bag, he made a run for it, the dog in hot pursuit.Dodging through alleyways, Benny finally ducked into a quiet, dim building. As his eyes adjusted, he noticed shelves filled with different things – clocks, jewelry, old books. He'd stumbled into a pawn shop.The shop owner, an elderly man with thick glasses, peered down at him. “Well, what have we here? A shopping monkey, eh?” Benny offered him the bag with wide, pleading eyes.The old man chuckled, gave Benny a quick scratch behind the ear, and handed him a silver pendant in return. “For your bravery,” he said.Benny dashed back to his tree with his bag, the pendant around his neck as a badge of honor. From that day on, he became the monkey who not only grocery shopped but also wore a mysterious silver charm – a legend in town. And only Benny knew the secret of how he’d earned it.

Joey King was running late, juggling a coffee cup and her nearly-dead phone. Suddenly, a sleek, retro-styled hoverboard—shaped like a Ford Pinto but modernized with neon accents—appeared beside her.“Need a lift?” it asked, its voice calm and friendly. She hesitated, then climbed on, gripping the chrome handlebars. The hoverboard zipped forward, smoothly weaving through traffic, making Joey feel like she was flying.As they neared her destination, Joey couldn’t shake the strange feeling this ride gave her. “Why’d you stop for me?” she asked.The hoverboard’s voice softened. “I sensed you were going to do something drastic—something that would change who you are. You don’t need that to feel beautiful.”Joey blinked, caught off guard. She had been planning to stop by a plastic surgery clinic after her meeting."But...why do you care?" she whispered.“Because beauty isn’t what others say it is. It’s in the journey—and from where I hover, you’re exactly as you should be.”As Joey stepped off, something inside her felt lighter. With a soft hum, the Pinto-like hoverboard floated away, leaving her with a smile and a renewed sense of self.

On this episode of The Anime Corner - Our tummies are growling for some anime grub! Join us as we drool...I mean discuss Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill. A MAPPA-produced cooking show disguised as an isekai, this show brings comedy, adventure, shopping and cooking into a fantasy world!Slade AniList https://anilist.co/user/SladePlaysGamesSky AniList https://anilist.co/user/SkylarBun/Jaka AniList https://anilist.co/user/UKJaka/

Tim and Joey, blokes from Blighty, known far and wide,Brothers by blood and spirit, together they ride.Every week, without fail, they gather near the mic,Sharing tales, laughs, and thoughts, it's quite the weekly hike.Tim, the elder, wise and calm, his voice a soothing balm,Guides their chats with steady hand, ensuring there's no qualm.Joey, younger, full of fire, his laugh a burst of cheer,Brings the spark and energy, their listeners hold dear.From football scores to local lore, their topics never dry,They delve into the latest trends, and ask the question, "Why?"Their banter's quick, their stories rich, a joy to every ear,Listeners tune in faithfully, each word they hold dear.In a cozy room, filled with warmth, their podcast comes alive,With jokes and jests and heartfelt talks, it's more than just a dive.They reminisce of childhood days, of mischief and of play,Their bond a beacon bright and strong, that guides them on their way.Through ups and downs, through thick and thin, their voices weave a spell,Creating moments pure and true, where laughter tends to dwell.Tim and Joey, blokes from Blighty, brothers through and through,Host their show with love and joy, and share it all with you.

Welcome, gamers and horror aficionados, to "The Game Club Podcast" – your ultimate destination for exploring the most intriguing and unique titles in the gaming universe. Join your hosts, Tim, Joey, and Alex, as they dive into the eerie yet charming world of "My Friendly Neighborhood."In this spine-chilling episode, Tim, Joey, and Alex invite you to explore the unsettlingly whimsical universe of "My Friendly Neighborhood." Set in a world where friendly puppets have gone rogue, this indie horror game combines the nostalgic charm of children's TV shows with a sinister twist that will keep you on the edge of your seat.Join Tim, Joey, and Alex as they share their hair-raising experiences and surprising encounters from "My Friendly Neighborhood." From navigating the twisted sets of a children's television show to facing off against creepy yet familiar puppet foes, these seasoned gamers provide a thorough analysis of the game's unique mechanics, atmosphere, and storytelling.But "The Game Club Podcast" is more than just gameplay – Tim, Joey, and Alex delve into the creative minds behind "My Friendly Neighborhood." They discuss the inspiration for the game's unsettling yet captivating aesthetic, the challenges of balancing horror with humor, and the community's reaction to this innovative title. With their engaging commentary and infectious enthusiasm, they uncover what makes this game a standout in the horror genre.Whether you're a fan of horror games, love indie titles, or are curious about the eerie allure of puppet-filled nightmares, this episode promises to deliver an entertaining and insightful journey through "My Friendly Neighborhood." So grab your flashlight, brace yourself for puppet mayhem, and join the conversation as Tim, Joey, and Alex guide you through this thrilling adventure.Subscribe, listen, and become a part of "The Game Club Podcast" community, where every episode is a celebration of the games we love. It's not just a podcast; it's a club, and you're invited to be a member!