The Game Club Podcast

Welcome to another spine-chilling episode of Game Club Pod, where our expert hosts, Joey and Dan, delve into the darkest corners of the gaming universe to bring you the most thrilling reviews and discussions. In this episode, brace yourselves as they navigate the terrifying world of "The Callisto Protocol."Joey and Dan are your seasoned guides through the realm of video games, combining years of experience and a shared passion for gaming. Their dynamic chemistry and insightful commentary make each episode an exciting journey into the heart of the games you love.In this special episode, Joey and Dan plunge into the survival horror masterpiece, "The Callisto Protocol." Developed by the minds behind the legendary Dead Space series, this game promises a heart-pounding experience set in the eerie confines of a maximum-security prison on Jupiter's moon, Callisto.Join Joey and Dan as they dissect the game's chilling atmosphere, intense gameplay mechanics, and intricate storyline. They'll share their personal experiences, discuss the game's most horrifying moments, and analyze how "The Callisto Protocol" stands out in the survival horror genre. From the claustrophobic environments to the grotesque creatures lurking in the shadows, no stone will be left unturned.With Joey's analytical prowess and Dan's infectious enthusiasm, this episode promises to be a rollercoaster of emotions. Whether you're a horror aficionado or a curious gamer looking for your next adrenaline fix, Game Club Pod has all the insights you need.So, turn off the lights, put on your headphones, and join Joey and Dan as they venture into the terrifying world of "The Callisto Protocol." Can you survive the horror? Tune in to find out!

Slade AniList https://anilist.co/user/SladePlaysGames Sky AniList https://anilist.co/user/SkylarBun/ Jaka AniList https://anilist.co/user/UKJaka/In the bustling metropolis of Alderia, where skyscrapers touched the sky and shadows danced on every street, three unlikely heroes—Slade, Jaka, and Sky—were about to stumble upon their extraordinary destiny.Slade, a brooding figure with a past shrouded in mystery, worked as a mere office clerk by day. Jaka, a brilliant hacker with a knack for blending into the shadows, was known for his quick wit and unparalleled coding skills. Sky, a gifted street artist whose murals spoke of dreams and rebellion, hid her true talents behind vibrant colors and intricate designs.Their lives intersected one fateful night in the grimy back alleys of Alderia. An unusual power outage had plunged the city into chaos, and as they were drawn together by chance, they discovered a secret hidden beneath the city’s surface: an ancient, cryptic manuscript that hinted at the existence of a shadowy organization known only as “The Eminence in Shadow.”Curiosity and fate led them to uncover an underground world of power struggles and secret societies, where the line between reality and myth blurred. The manuscript spoke of a force capable of manipulating shadows and bending them to one’s will—an ability sought by many but mastered by few.Slade, Jaka, and Sky were no ordinary individuals. Slade’s brooding nature masked a latent strength and resilience. Jaka’s skill with technology gave him an edge in deciphering the manuscript's complex codes. Sky’s artistry was more than a hobby; it was a means of channeling her latent creative power.The trio embarked on a perilous journey through hidden chambers and forgotten tunnels beneath Alderia. Along the way, they faced numerous trials that tested their wits, strength, and resolve. Each challenge drew them closer to understanding the true nature of The Eminence in Shadow.One night, as they deciphered the final part of the manuscript, they encountered an enigmatic figure—the current leader of The Eminence in Shadow, a figure who reveled in their fear and despair. In a climactic confrontation, the leader attempted to harness the city’s chaos, intending to reshape it under his tyrannical rule.But Slade’s strength, Jaka’s technological prowess, and Sky’s artistic intuition combined to form an unparalleled synergy. Slade's combat skills clashed with the leader’s shadowy forces, Jaka’s hacking disrupted the leader's control over the city’s infrastructure, and Sky’s art breathed life into the shadows, transforming them into allies rather than enemies.Together, they fought through the darkness, each using their unique talents to their advantage. In a final, breathtaking showdown, the leader was defeated, and the manuscript’s true power was unlocked: the ability to become the shadows themselves, transcending physical form.With the defeat of the leader, the city began to heal. Slade, Jaka, and Sky emerged not as mere mortals, but as the new leaders of The Eminence in Shadow. They chose not to rule with fear, but to protect Alderia from the shadows, using their newfound abilities to safeguard the city’s future.Their legend spread throughout the city, whispered among the alleys and painted in murals. Slade became known as the silent guardian, Jaka the master of shadows, and Sky the artist of dreams. Together, they were the true Eminence in Shadow, guiding their world from the shadows they once feared.

 here are 10 hilarious jokes about gamers:Why did the gamer sit under the tree? Because he wanted to find the hidden root directory.Why don't gamers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you always respawn.Why was the gamer always calm during an earthquake? Because he was used to his world shaking and falling apart in-game.Why did the gamer get kicked out of the party? Because he kept trying to "respawn" the snacks.Why do gamers hate sunburns? Because they always forget to upgrade their sun protection to the next level.How do gamers stay cool during the summer? They find the nearest "Fan" page.Why do gamers make terrible athletes? Because whenever they hear "run," they instinctively look for a save point.What's a gamer's favorite type of music? 8-bit, because it's always in tune with their life.Why did the gamer cross the road? To grind XP on the other side.Why did the gamer break up with his keyboard? Because it just wasn't his type anymore.

Breaking News: "McPixel Strikes Again!"Residents are on high alert this evening as a man dubbed "McPixel" continues his bizarre spree of groin-kicking chaos across town. Witnesses report the eccentric troublemaker has been targeting unsuspecting pedestrians, often with a cheeky grin and dramatic flair, before fleeing the scene.The unusual attacks, while more embarrassing than harmful, have sparked confusion and frustration among locals. "I was just walking my dog when he appeared out of nowhere," said one victim. "Next thing I know, I'm on the ground, and he's laughing like a maniac."Police describe McPixel as a man in his 30s, dressed in a red shirt and jeans, with an unmistakable knack for dramatic entrances. Authorities are urging the public to stay vigilant and report any sightings of the mischievous assailant.While some see McPixel's antics as a harmless joke, others aren't laughing. "This is assault," a police spokesperson warned, urging the man to turn himself in before someone gets seriously hurt.Stay tuned for updates on the McPixel Madness.

Benny the monkey had watched the humans from his treetop for as long as he could remember. He saw them bustling around, bags in hand, always bringing home tasty treats. Curious and hungry, Benny decided to try it himself. So, one morning, when the sun was just rising, he slipped down from his tree, donned an old cap he’d found, and set off into town.The town square was busier than he’d expected. People rushed around, not even noticing the little monkey weaving through the crowd. Benny kept his head down, only stopping once he reached a big store with rows of fruits and veggies right by the entrance. His eyes lit up – bananas, mangoes, apples! He quickly grabbed a basket and began filling it.He wove through the aisles, adding everything he’d seen humans pick up before. Bread, crackers, even a small carton of milk. He hummed to himself, delighted by the success of his little mission. At last, with a basket piled high, he reached the checkout counter.The cashier, a young woman, looked down and stifled a giggle. "Well, aren’t you the cutest customer I've had all day!" she said, scanning his items as if this was the most normal thing in the world.Just as Benny was reaching out to take the bag, he felt a tug on his cap. He turned to find a little girl pointing at him, eyes wide. “Mommy! Look! The monkey is shopping!” she exclaimed.People began gathering, snapping pictures and laughing, amazed at the monkey's calm demeanor as he paid with a handful of shiny coins he’d collected from around town. Benny tried to keep cool, acting just as he’d seen the humans do, until a loud bark interrupted him.A scruffy street dog, curious and territorial, had spotted the gathering crowd. He locked eyes with Benny, who suddenly felt his confidence falter. Clutching his grocery bag, he made a run for it, the dog in hot pursuit.Dodging through alleyways, Benny finally ducked into a quiet, dim building. As his eyes adjusted, he noticed shelves filled with different things – clocks, jewelry, old books. He'd stumbled into a pawn shop.The shop owner, an elderly man with thick glasses, peered down at him. “Well, what have we here? A shopping monkey, eh?” Benny offered him the bag with wide, pleading eyes.The old man chuckled, gave Benny a quick scratch behind the ear, and handed him a silver pendant in return. “For your bravery,” he said.Benny dashed back to his tree with his bag, the pendant around his neck as a badge of honor. From that day on, he became the monkey who not only grocery shopped but also wore a mysterious silver charm – a legend in town. And only Benny knew the secret of how he’d earned it.

In this episode, we dive deep into the quirky and charming world of Later Alligator, a point-and-click adventure that blends humor, heart, and a touch of noir. Developed by SmallBü and Pillow Fight, Later Alligator takes players on a delightful journey through the bustling, alligator-filled streets of Alligator New York City. You’ll meet over 100 eccentric characters, solve puzzles, and uncover secrets in your quest to save Pat the alligator from a mysterious event known only as "The Event."We explore the unique hand-drawn animation style, reminiscent of classic cartoons, and how it gives the game a distinct personality. The music, with its jazzy tunes, adds an extra layer of charm that draws you into the vibrant world. We'll also chat about the clever mini-games, from frantic puzzles to arcade challenges, that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.Join us as we discuss what makes Later Alligator stand out in the indie game scene, from its witty dialogue and endearing cast of characters to its surprisingly emotional storyline. Whether you’re a fan of point-and-click adventures or just love games with a lot of personality, this episode will give you a fun and insightful look into why Later Alligator has captured the hearts of gamers everywhere.So grab your trench coat and magnifying glass, and let's solve the mystery of Later Alligator together!