The Drive Home

A miserable, but mild day. Tonight I talk about changing the clock, a stormy visit to Eco Nandos, a good day at work and I get stuck in a massive traffic jam - thankfully though I have a bag of Doritos to keep me going.

A cold day, followed by an even colder and windy evening. Tonight I talk about the storm, the very definition of a disaster, The Kings sense of smell and explaining the rules of Bargain Hunt.

A cool but dry day. Tonight I talk about two open shifts and two McDonald's breakfasts, the Nandos / Toby Carvery decision, Dewsbury, a terrible milkshake and driving on the naughty road.

A fairly mild day and a damp mild evening. Tonight I talk about dog-sitting, Oulton Hall, busting for a poo, a two burger lunch, throwing a balloon of piss at a horse, penguin gravy, toxic gas, bins and runny tiramisu.

A mild and dry day and evening. Tonight I talk about Bavarian burger cheese, Lush and the Snow Fairy, the sci-fi garage, a couple of big orders and I see a car with a flashing red light.

A rainy cool morning and afternoon, followed by a mild ,misty evening. Tonight I talk about Aldi milk, the period hamper, vanilla macaroons, a busy Monday, the winter duvet, Amazon t shirts and I see a man carrying a big red stick.

A cooler, windy day with a bit of rain. Tonight I talk about a rainy but chilled shift in York, a terrible nights sleep, a trip to McDonald's with Verity, a steady evening in Wakefield and a visit from Jim.

A rainy morning, followed by a sunny afternoon. Tonight I talk about the day shift, a trip to the Toby Carvery, the need to urinate, car napkins, going on the naughty road and I have an anal outburst.