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GUESS WHO'S BACK!!! SEASON 2 WOOP WOOP
Season 2, Ep. 1
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In this exciting episode of The Couch Potatoes, hosts Maris Piper and Russet Burbank make a long-awaited return, finally addressing their mysterious hiatus. After a prolonged absence without a word, they’re back with their signature blend of humor and insight, ready to reconnect with their audience.
But that's not all—this episode also a link to a very special GoFundMe campaign that is close to the Couch Potatoes' hearts. Tune in to learn more about this meaningful causes and find out how you can support them. As always, expect a mix of laughs, updates, and heartfelt moments as Maris and Russet dive back into the world of podcasting!
https://gofund.me/5bdfd77e
- Hey, what's up? Abu Abdullah is doing incredible work delivering life-saving aid to people in Gaza, and each donation can really make a difference. Could you click the link below to donate or share it with others? Thanks!
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