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Lee Strikes and You're Out

Ep. 135

Join Keri and Matthew as they go off like a banger under a twat this week.


We dream of a world of quiet Archers, quiet fireworks and fish slaps for the worst of us.


Let us hold your hand through the following:


Meeurrr Heart Attack: Ambridge's Eco-Warrior proves she can fell mighty Noakes.

Saint Lee: Our favourite Karate Kid puts Mr Wen's meal for one on speed dial.

Handy Man: Ian needs to let go to hold on.


Norm Macdonald's Dad's favourite joke: https://youtube.com/shorts/MDkQ6k-ZRKk?si=T7iGp2Ot7RR07Bu-


A lovely bit of Weyes Blood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMG0AMQn3U


Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUPJ2aR57hyqhmXf0k


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