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Dear John. Dodgy Denise.

Ep. 171

Alright my lovers?


Join Keri and Matthew this week as they celebrate Celia Sparrow's resounding win, plan a trip to the Wrinkley Music Festival and then, perhaps a little discreet visit to feed some ducks.


Never fear, all will be explained.


As will this lot, to some extent:


Sub-Terfuge : Denise benches Paul in favour of Alistair

Tedder Boy : George burns for the tenuous case of Tilly Button

B.L.SHIT : Stella comes aboard.


Produced by Matthew Weir


THIS IS THE FARM! Thanks Jo. : https://x.com/caenhillcc/status/1812022058903081301?s=46


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