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Hey there listeners, despite a few beavers in the machine earlier, the pod is now up with all ads and jingles.
A big welcome and thank you to new Patrons: Elizabeth, Marie and Paula.
- Dam Gurl : Rex is eager for beavers.
- Slum Chums : Helen reaches a new, cheesy level of condescension
- Passive Aggressive House : What's got Tony's goat?
Produced by Matthew Weir
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204. Lily Stumps Freddie
55:45||Ep. 204Hey there everyone.Welcome to our 8 new Patreon members, Lori, Umm Saavo, Kevin, Heather, Moira, Jennifer's Voice, Julia and Jo.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they leaf through the Borsetshire Echo Sunday supplement looking for the following:Gravelly Voice : Did Akram make Helen's heart skip a beat?Bridge Farm HR : Not so grate tbh.Ding Dong The Plot is Dead : Does any of this storyline ring true?Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shaftedCurds Not Turds
44:03||Season 203A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons: Steve and Carolyn.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they seek out Freddie's latest compilation CD, discover a positive podcast to rival TCS and pick out the perfect hamper for you all.On our protest placards this week:Close to The Bone : Freddie sends The Cider Shed switchboard into meltdown.Tractor Beam : Henry has John's smile.Hi-Viz/Low-Rizz : Poor Brad listens to Eddie drone on and on.Hard Cheese : Helen's feeling blue.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted202. The Hunt for Red Pesto
34:49||Ep. 202Hey there folks.A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons : Daniel and Catherine.This week we delve into Ambridge's premier toilet store, the cold war and a little bit of local radio.Flat Out : Brad tosses his pancake prize away.Look at Estate of Her! : Natasha gets nasty in the house market.Anti Vacs : Brain and Lilian smash it up at The Gills'.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.201. The Fast and The Spurious
46:06||Ep. 201Hi all you lovely folk.A big welcome and thank you to new Patrons: Daniela, Helen and David.Join Keri and Matthew this week as they attempt to get Borsetshire Water on the blower, dream up the ultimate crowd-puller for The Bull and they look into the unknown terror of Ambridge's very own Bermuda (Cheese) Triangle.The toppings this week include:Toss Off : This competition sounds like a load of crepe.Thanks a Brunch : Natasha flips at Fallon's new venture.Unlicensed to Gill : Lilian and Justin get a sprinkle of justice.Fast Love : Is Lynda really feeling it?Produced by Matthew WeirEagle vs Shark trailer : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OrmOuC-aUYBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.200. Celia Creams Helen
58:31||Ep. 200A big welcome to new Patrons: Paul, Claudia and Catherine and a big up to long time Patron Helen.Join us this week as we try to pick the right housesitting service, we plan a little cosmetic alteration round the back and we consider a trip down Panama way for one of Wayne's signature pancakes.Now, somewhere on this remote control is the button for:Dairy Me: Helen samples defeat.House of Gill Repute: Joy isn't remotely interested.Hard Cheese: Bridge Farm fails again.Hide and Geek: Robert treats Khalil for stopping a Callama-tyProduced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.199. Borshitshire
43:45||Ep. 199Hey everyone.A big welcome to new patrons: Becky and Molly, thanks to Helen for being patient and a massive Bristol big-up to Louise for the membership upgrade.Further thanks to Mr Snodes for his inspired title idea on Bluesky.Aside from that, we're in serious mode this week, no silly ads or giggles about poop, oh no, absolutely not.I think we've finally grown up.Now, let's power-hose this lot down the drain:Scat Awareness Week : Borsetshire Brown on special offer?Pie Lies : Wayne's flaky reputation goes up in a puff of smoke.Icky Wicket : Lawrence is top of the twatting order.Copper Feelz : Harrison is taken off of Fallon's case.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.198. Lawrence Bowls a Wrong'un
43:05||Ep. 198Join Keri and Matthew at the crease this week as they attempt to win the toss.Batting order as follows:Googly-eyed: Lawrence is in for his maiden over.Swine Clue : Hannah hogs Chris's attention at the pub quiz.Isosceles Love Triangle : Brad, Ben and Zainab just don't add up.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.197. Panto Loons
49:12||Ep. 197Matthew comforts Keri as they piece together the criminal reconstruction of a week that felt like curtains for The Archers.A big thank you and welcome to our nine new patrons : Julie, Cushla, Benedict, Lizzie, Lisa, Linda, Charlotte, Jenny and Lorraine.Further thanks to all of you who listen and support us.Entering stage left:Button It : Mick gives Joy the silent treatment.Berwick on Speed : Ambridge's latest mystifying blow in.Dame Over : Tony loves tractors more than his children.Produced by Matthew WeirBecome a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.196. Nelly, The Elephant in The Room
44:20||Ep. 196Join Keri and Matthew this week as they sabotage the roof of Felperham Arts Centre.A huge welcome to new patrons : James, Mark, Diana, Mary and John.Props to Rutherian for the title of this week's episode.On the physical menu list:Casey Meat-up : Vince gets romantic.Thai The Knot : Ben and Zainab pad it out.Gen Sex : Brian can do whatever the f*ck he wants.Thanks for all your support.Produced by Matthew WeirBeaver/Hat link courtesy of Tom Allen : https://open.substack.com/pub/peterfrankopan/p/the-laws-of-unintended-consequences?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=299i5g Become a beautiful patron of The Cider Shed and receive early ad-free episodes and our exclusive Patreon-only midweek specials. It really REALLY helps us out.https://www.patreon.com/thecidershedTo help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then scroll down to ‘Ratings and Reviews’ and a little further below that is ‘Write a Review’ (this is so much nicer than just tapping the stars 😊).: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-cider-shed/id1561411185Email us at: hello@thecidershed.comMessage us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPodChat with us on Bluesky : https://bsky.app/profile/thecidershedpod.bsky.socialJoin the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shareFind us on: https://www.instagram.com/thecidershedpod/?hl=enAI is used to create parts of this podcast. There, now we can't be shafted.