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Beaver Patrol

Ep. 188

Hey there listeners, despite a few beavers in the machine earlier, the pod is now up with all ads and jingles.


A big welcome and thank you to new Patrons: Elizabeth, Marie and Paula.


  • Dam Gurl : Rex is eager for beavers.
  • Slum Chums : Helen reaches a new, cheesy level of condescension
  • Passive Aggressive House : What's got Tony's goat?


Produced by Matthew Weir


British Hen Welfare Trust as mentioned by John Doolan : https://www.bhwt.org.uk/


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