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Ashtrays to Ashtrays, Clunk to Clunky

Ep. 186

What can we do when Ambridge dishes up a week like THAT one we just had?


Make a pod about it I guess.


Thanks to new Patrons: Richard, Steven, Claire, James, Lauren, Luke, Caroline, Colin and Hannah, and a big up to John and Francesca for their upgrades.


Name the following kittens:


Death by Bonfire Cheese : Will Helen's plans hamper Fallon.

Butt of The Joke : Wesley wins The Ashes.

You Rexy Thing : All is Fairbrother in Love and War.


Produced by Matthew Weir


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