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Adam and Heave

Ep. 257

A warm welcome and thank you to our three new Patreon members : Katie, Vivienne and Joanna.


Adam and Helen brought us to the brink this week and as a result we may have gone slightly mad during this episode.


In our codicil :


Wrecked Rex : The Fairbrother goes wild.

Farmed Out : Adam soils himself in public.

Den Tryst Appointment : Chelsea steps up for Sophie.


Thanks for all your support and the lovely birthday messages.


Lots of love.


TCS


Produced by Matthew Weir


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