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Sorry Iran, it's Cost-No

Season 6, Ep. 4354

This week, Andy Zaltzman is joined by Josh Gondelman and James Nokise for a satirical sprint through the week’s most surreal headlines.


🇺🇸 Trump at the UN — the world’s most chaotic diplomat-in-chief takes his brand of bluster to the global stage. What did he say this time, and did anyone manage to stay awake?

🐒 In Palaumacaques are making mischief—proof that not all international crises involve humans (though these monkeys are giving it a good go).

⛳ And at the Ryder Cup, golf’s most polite competition turns into a not-so-polite chaos-fest. Who lost their cool? Who lost their balls? And how did it all go so very wrong?


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Produced by Chris Skinner and Laura Turner. Herded by macaques.

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